Names You'll Never See on the Silver Screen (Porn Name W/O)Feb 19 '04 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line Let me lower myself to the level of my daughters and their friends, and play in this silly, little game. So, my two daughters, Candice923 and Julie713, have decided to enter some silly Write-Off sponsored by Romasuave where they can create a list of names they could use as a porn actress. By no means do I condone pornography, but I do support my girls. And they both twisted my arm to enter this silly thing. I’ve never entered a Write-Off before, and probably never will again. And here we go… *** 1. Name of your first pet + Your Mother's Maiden name Tinkerbell Vidal Typical. Incidentally, my parakeet, Tinkerbell, accidentally hung herself in her food dish. Hopefully, Tinkerbell Vidal won’t meet the same fate as her namesake. (I had to get rid of Tinkerbell 2 because my mother was allergic to her.) -- (Hey, I liked the name.) *** 2. Name of current car + The Street that You Live On (If you don't have a car, name your dream car) Six Andiron You know, it’s funny. I don’t the people that live at 6 Andiron Lane. I would be a bitter, old porn actress with this name. *** 3. First Name of Favorite Celebrity + Von + Favorite Store (if store has a long name, use the last word in the name) Sean VonMichaels Oh. That’s good. I can be a male impersonator. *** 4. Best Friend’s First Name + Mac + City of Residence (if City's name is more than one word, use the last word) Lainie MacBrookhaven Older sister of Dionne MacBrookhaven. No, we won’t appear in the same movie. *** 5. Favorite cut of steak + Von +Favorite Food T-Bone VonAsparagus I like to eat bones. What can I say? *** 6. Your Nickname + Del + Favorite Two-Word Phrase Jule Delbullsh*t Is BS a compound word? For the purpose of this entry, I’ll pretend it’s a two word phrase. Thanks. *** 7. Generic Adjective + Generic Verb Ending in "er" Colorful Runner I can hear "Chariots of Fire" playing now during the more, erm, colorful scenes. *** 8. Generic 4-letter + word Generic 5-letter word Love Momma It just came to me in a vision. I’ll play Heidi Fleiss in her life story. Hey—It fits. *** 9. Item in Bathroom + y + Mac + Item in Kitchen Showery MacStove No, that’s not funny. How disappointing. *** 10. Favorite Season + Nickname for Breasts Summer Girls That’s a nice name! Of course, I would appear in all those movies about sorority houses and/or beach parties. *** 11. Name of a Planet + Verb That Ends in ‘s’ Uranus Paints HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now, that’s talent! (Kind of goes with #6, don’t you think?) *** STAR WARS NAME 12. First Three Letters of Your First Name + The Model Car You Drive + The Last Medication You Took JulSix Excedrin That’s just not cool enough for me. I need to start taking some better-sounding drugs. *** I don’t get no respect. The way I answered these questions was that Candice and Julienne asked them without telling me what the answers were for. My favorites are Love Momma and Uranus Paints. Summer Girls is pretty good, too, but definitely not one of my favorites. I’ll keep these names in mind in case I want to work after I retire. Thanks.  |
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