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Captain Disaster - Episode Eight - Virgin on the Ridiculous"
by captaind | Feb 25 '04
My personal recommendation would be not to read this rubbish. But then what do I know? I'm only the author...

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Re: Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Sorry 29th, you forgot to pronounce the second "h" every single time... still, a very good try... (btw my personal best is 1.14 seconds, but The Guiness Book of Records refused to verify it in their book as I was, to quote them: "A complete imbecilic moron who just wasted our valuable time".

They also said they'd be hearing from their legal team.

I dunno... some people just have no sense of humour...

CaptainAFSDJFGOIESPTRODFJLDSOJFZPOXIFCPW
Feb 28 '04
4:40 am PST

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate


I could pronounce that 12 times very fast. Here, listen to this:

"Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

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Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

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Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui"

HAAH! Hear that?! ...1.89 seconds!! That's even faster than my previous personal best of 1.892 seconds!

By the way, I followed your instructions TO... THE... LETTER... (all 52 of them) You said to try pronouncing that after I had 12 beers. I had about 15 last weekend and I STILL can pronounce it quickly and with conviction and style. 1.89 seconds.... Wow. I bet you I could even beat THAT! Shall we give it a try? Good. I thought you'd want to hear it again....

Ready?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnddd ...NOW!

"Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

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Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

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Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui

Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui"


1.865 seconds!! Unbelievable!

Thank God you heard me saying it as fast as I did. I'll need a percipient witness to verify my speed in order to make my world "Ghhdizodcnzxjcsofihslxwenrofhricarbudrydixhrnfjvycui"-saying record official.

--29th
Feb 28 '04
1:42 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Er... how did you now?

(You forgot about the mango and the Yeti, though...)
Feb 26 '04
2:18 pm PST

Re: Re: Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by krial
Hmmm.. that evil plan wouldn't have anything to do with a rubber chicken and a ski mask now, would it?

Frank
Feb 26 '04
2:55 am PST

Re: Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Hey Frank!

Weird is GOOOOOOOOOOOOD...

Oh look, 2 people who've gone back and read the earlier ones! My evil plan is working! (Now if I could just remember what my evil plan was...)

CaptainBwahahahaha..ErWhatWasILaughingAboutAgain?
Feb 26 '04
12:28 am PST

Re: Didn't So Much Forget As Just Didn't Remember All That Well (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
As long as your husband doesn't start expecting royalty payments (like I make any money out of it anyway...)

CaptainMemoryLapsedButFiscallySound
Feb 26 '04
12:26 am PST

Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by krial
Somehow I managed to miss the first ones... how on earth did that happen... Oh well, read them all now. Rather weird, if I do say so myself, but in a good way. :)

Frank
Feb 26 '04
12:12 am PST

Didn't So Much Forget As Just Didn't Remember All That Well (Reply to this comment)
by pnutmom
hmm, this sounds suspiciously like my husband when I remind him of something he said he'd do...lol

Very entertaining. I'll have to go back and read the other installments now to catch up.
Feb 25 '04
6:12 pm PST