MARS Mar 03 '04 (Updated Mar 04 '04)    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Pets Rena XP Quick Disconnect (Mars) From $26 Rena large100 Auto Feeder (Mars) From $45 The Bottom Line I would rather go to the moon for a cheeseburger. I’m confused. Why in the world would we the United States of America allow NASA to spend over 800 million dollars on a Mars mission attempting to find water? Don’t we have enough water here on Earth? In my refrigerator alone I have a thousand times more water than what they found up there, and it only cost me $3. Not to mention, even if NASA finds tons of water, how do they plan on bringing it back here to benefit mankind? I understand that bottled water is a billion dollar industry, but there is no data available that proves that the public consumers will opt for Mars Spring Water any more than they would an Evian or a Polock Springs. I would be much more in favor of this mission if they were searching for food not drink. I’m tired of eating cows and chickens, NASA should explore space looking for another animal for me to eat. I would really enjoy a Martian flavored pork loin of sorts, or maybe a little space bass would be delicious. Anything but the same old crapola that we have on this planet. Just think if we find a planet filled with yummy creatures, there is a good chance that we will discover food that is not only Atkins Diet friendly but also one that is low in cholesterol and fat free. Humans have earned the right to gorge like disgusting slobs and not suffer the ramifications of getting fat. This would be a worthy mission. Or NASA could give me the cash and skip all this spacious nonsense. Do you know what I could do with 800 million dollars? I could buy the rights to all of the Beatle albums, turn myself black, buy my very my own 2,600-acre estate and ultimately become an alien living right here on earth. - stock The reason this entry is so short is due to the fact that this is a part of my "Small and Proud" write-off that I so geniusly invented. Please do not confuse my write-off idea with my competitor’s write-off that was around much longer than this one.

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