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MARS
by stockholder | Mar 03 '04
I would rather go to the moon for a cheeseburger.

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Ok... (Reply to this comment)
by Gr8ful
I am still laughing over the last paragraph...

Gr8ful:-)
Mar 29 '04
5:47 pm PST

Re: SMALL and proud? (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
katy and misc_el,

SMALL and proud?

This is a dedication to sleeper54 and has nothing to do with the stockholder-trouser snake... Please, let's not start any disappointing rumors.


- stock
Mar 14 '04
4:10 pm PST

Re: SMALL and proud? (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
Katy! You Ho! You been messin' with MY man again? I told you to stay off MY street! This one is NOT FOR SALE!

Dang if she don't listen!


:)

You know you've been missin' me, don't lie.

Just had to pop in and see what's been going on around this place in my absence. As usual everythings gone to hell.

I'm going to have to get everything back to it's normal level of insanity or it won't be any fun to play.



XOXO
El-
Mar 12 '04
9:47 pm PST

SMALL and proud? (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Gee, Stock e. You sure had me fooled, you Viagra Man, you.

XOXO
Katy
Mar 11 '04
9:07 pm PST

Re: Stock! They Already Found Food There........ (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
ruby,

Moon Pies are yummy too. Fat? Who cares, I give up with that Arkins Diet.

Mars Bars are one of my favorites.

- stock
Mar 10 '04
5:50 pm PST

Stock! They Already Found Food There........ (Reply to this comment)
by ruby950
Where else would a Mars Bar come from? It's not very Atkins friendly though. Your "Space Bass" is probably much better!

Too entertaining!
Deborah~
Mar 09 '04
6:58 pm PST

Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
"boo hoo, boo hoo hoo . . .." —'sleeps'


I am _always_ so misunderstood...!


...tom...
"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough." —Mark Twain
Mar 09 '04
3:37 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: I agree with your statement,................. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Margaret,

Now only if Arthur Rubin would learn such a trick, the world would be a much better place.. Maybe he will jump out a window when tax time comes to an end, since that's what he was originally programmed to do.

- stock
Mar 09 '04
11:13 am PST

Re: Hi (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
proxam,

worthless and priceless could be synonyms...

so your right, mate!!

- stock
Mar 09 '04
11:09 am PST

Re: I need $800 million (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
mattachine,

Actually, I just need $8 for lunch.

Lunch.. great idea.. But I ate my lunch with my breakfast, I wanted to save myself some time for an epinions.com power session.

- stock
Mar 09 '04
11:06 am PST

Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Mimi,

The chuckles felt marvelous

I had a lady friend in the early eighties that used to say that all the time...

thanks..

- stock
Mar 09 '04
11:03 am PST

Re: Perhaps - (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Virginia ,

You are so right, we need to utilize this space.. Arthur Rubin should be shipped off to Jupiter, this is the only planet large enough to fit all of his idiocy not to mention his collection of "Sheep Times" magazines..

- stock
Mar 09 '04
11:01 am PST

Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
You have no 'competition'. You stand alone on this site. (_Why_ is another question, for another essay...)

Sleeps, you are the best at under handed compliments, say something nice to me and let all of the readers enjoy a nice inside joke at my expense. Very Good!

- stock
Mar 09 '04
10:57 am PST

The OFF TOPIC Idiot strikes again!!! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Arthur Rubin gave me an Off Topic rating. He must feel that this is not about Science and it is not fiction. I guess Arthur eats Space Bass on a regular basis and travels to Mars and to the Moon for a cheeseburger. I hate this box of rocks brainless tax monkey.

I guess if there are no laser beams and R-2 D-2 type robots it can't be science fiction.

- stock
Mar 09 '04
10:53 am PST

Re: Re: I agree with your statement,................. (Reply to this comment)
by Penguinlady
these creatures actually rip their own heads off and jump in the oven on your command.


Those sound like Al Capps' schmoos, which jump right into the skillet and are plump and meaty and tasty. Who knew ol' Al was that far ahead of his time?

Margaret
Mar 09 '04
8:23 am PST

Hi (Reply to this comment)
by proxam
Priceless!


Drew
Mar 08 '04
12:35 pm PST

I need $800 million (Reply to this comment)
by Mattachine
Actually, I just need $8 for lunch. Do you have a paypal account? ;)
Mar 08 '04
11:22 am PST

..... (Reply to this comment)
by Mimi369
Mr Stock Holder

It's great to see that you still got it, baby! The chuckles felt marvelous.

Mimi
Mar 04 '04
10:10 pm PST

Perhaps - (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
Mars would be a good place to deposit some of our unwanted items - like managers of credit companies that rip off the unsuspecting - or phone companies that promise but don't deliver - or perhaps idiot son-in-laws. I have a couple of ex-son in laws and an ex granddaughter in law that might do well there. Maybe my computer could find a home there.

Virginia
Mar 04 '04
9:23 pm PST

Re: Re: My idea (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
stockie said...
"Now you will awake to me lounging nude on your front lawn.. good luck."

Now that would be the ultimate 'lawn gnome'... :smiliemoment:


...tom...
Mar 04 '04
9:05 pm PST

hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
All this talk of 'poop' is giving me the urge . . ..


you said...
" 'Small and Proud' "

Hmmm. I like it. Maybe we could market it somehow. Add a number or sumthin, you know 'twenty things' or '16 facts' or sumthin like that . . ..


You have no 'competition'. You stand alone on this site. (_Why_ is another question, for another essay...)


Very nicely done, w or w/o lotion on the side.


...tom...
' and where was your outrage over those tons of moon rocks NASA brought back to earth a couple of decades ago...?!? Didn't we have enough rocks already? 'NASA' = Not A Smart Agency !!
Mar 04 '04
9:03 pm PST

Re: I agree with your statement,................. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
popsrocks,

Now your talking.. in fact these creatures actually rip their own heads off and jump in the oven on your command.

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:21 pm PST

Re: My idea (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
beckytcy,

You are a beautiful creature adding me to your WOT.. Now you will awake to me lounging nude on your front lawn.. good luck.

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:20 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: I think (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
gary,

I go poop now.

I go poop now too..
and it was a two flusher

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:18 pm PST

Re: Hey, Jankp. Get over here! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
haggis,

The creatures on Mars are very obnoxious and unlikable, so even she would enjoy devouring their flesh.

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:17 pm PST

Re: HMMMMMMMM (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
theresaro,

Mars monkeys are tasty too.

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:15 pm PST

Re: Stock E, Baby (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
antybean,

And that is the name "Stock e's homemade lotion".

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:14 pm PST

Re: Re: I think (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Chuck,
I think stx78 IS on a Mars mission.

I go poop now.

Gary
Mar 04 '04
8:13 pm PST

Re: Ha! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
iluvbirds and brandi jean,

would you enjoy a little candlelight space bass at my stabbin cabin?

NO?

Thanks for the comment..

- stock
Mar 04 '04
8:12 pm PST

Re: I think (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
nchoward,

stx78 would just find Martians to be racist bigots and he would ultimately condemn the whole planet.


- stock

Mar 04 '04
8:10 pm PST
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