What a rude horse!! (A parody review of Hidalgo)
Mar 08 '04
The Bottom Line It's a sick world I tellz ya!
here's the movie
http://www.epinions.com/Hidalgo_In_Theaters
Pros: It was a free movie ticket
Cons: The horse is evil!
This movie is sick! I couldn't believe what I saw and heard while watching this abomination! The movie starts off as a wild horse gets picked up by the one dude from Lord of the Rings. He then makes this horse go for a race. Midway through the race,, the horse touches this princess inapropriatly and she blames it on the dude riding the blasted thing. So this poor dude is in hot water.
The horse can talk. It's really sick what the thing says. The horse has a thing for human females and likes to make really sick comments to them. Because nobody believes the horse can talk, the rider gets beaten up a lot.
The horse cusses blows gas and gets very rude with people. The ending is really sad because the rider finally gets fed up with Hidalgo and has him slaughtered and sells his carcass to a glue manufacturer.
Dont take your kids to see this film,, it's really gross!
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