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A Review of "Shadow Monster" My Roommates kitty

Mar 14 '04

The Bottom Line Shadow Monster is a cute fluffy kitty!

This is all about my roommate Pwylls kitty Shadow Monster. He's this really big cute and fluffy grey maine coon cat. He's adorable.
Here's a pic of Pwyll holding Shadow
http://ayecarumba.homestead.com/files/pwyllnshadow.jpg

When Pwyll first started hanging around with me,, his old roommate hated the fact that she couldn't control his every move. In order to get even and make him pay for his alleged "transgression" that fat dyke killed his ferret by throwing her outside releasing her into the cold, and then while she was supposed to be caring for Shadow while he was away,,Instead she lied to Pwyll and actually locked shadow in a bedroom without food or water for days on end.

When Pwyll came back, Shadow was nearly dead. The b!tch had thrown all of Pwylls stuff into his car to kick him out. Pwyll had to carry Shadow to his car because the poor little guy was so frail and weak. She targeted his cat because she knew that Shadow was the only thing in this world that Pwyll really cared about.

As soon as he brought him into the house, operation "save Monster" went into effect. We bought him canned cat food and vitamin supplements. We also had him de-flead because the b!tch had her cats loaded with them and poor Shad caught them (Honestly,, I think it was his ex-roommate that gave all the cats fleas)

Shadow is no longer that frail kitty near death. He's a big guy! He's healthy and full of energy. If you saw how bonded Pwyll and Shadow are,, you'd be like totally cutesied to near death! Here's a pic that'll probably get me killed for showing lol
http://ayecarumba.homestead.com/files/shadowpwyllslp.jpg

Is that cute or what!!!

Shadow is very affectionate and is now happy and healthy and he even has a chick now. He paired up with my little kitty "Amber". So now it's like Shadow is my kitty son in law. They're like a fixed married couple lol

Now the two will live happily ever after,, kinda like a in a Disney film :)




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