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Poem Found W/O by Lilvoyce

Mar 28 '04

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Did you know that April is National Poetry Month?!? I didn't know that either! Thanks to LoisLane05, I can celebrate this fine occasion. Here is the link so that you can find out how to enter this write-off: http://www.epinions.com/content_3814039684



I decided to find my poem within the table of contents of the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. This is a soft cover book written by J.K. Rowling and published by Scholastic.

Here is the way the Table of Contents are presented in this book and in order:

The Boy Who Lived

The Vanishing Glass

The Letters from No One

The Keeper of the Keys

Diagon Alley

The Journey from Platform

Nine and Three-quarters

The Sorting Hat

The Potions Master

The Midnight Duel

Halloween

Quidditch

The Mirror of Erised

Nicolas Flamel

Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback

The Forbidden Forest

Through the Trapdoor

The Man with Two Faces


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Here is the poem that I have found within this table of contents:

The Faces of Norbert
and the master,
Mirror forbidden thoughts.
Nicolas, the man with the letter, who is on a journey,
Lived three-quarters of his life
Snorting
The Vanishing Norwegian Potions.
Diagon, The keeper of
The Keys from the nine glass trap doors,
Lived in the forest of Quidditch.
The one Halloween hat
Was found at midnight,
Through the alley of Ridgeback,
By a boy Flanel who
two men wanted to duel from a platform.

-lilvoyce

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Okay, so it wasn't that humorous...sorry. I think this poem is awful! I still wanted to participate though. Could I interest you in a found poem that I made using the song list from the cover off of a Sting CD?!?

Poems that I like to write are mainly deep and dreary.
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Here is the song list that I took from the Sting-BRAND NEW DAY CD:

Sting

Brand New Day

A Thousand Years

Desert Rose

Big Lie Small World

After the Rain has Fallen

Perfect Love Gone Wrong

Tomorrow We'll See

Fill Her Up

Ghost Story

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You left me in your dessert.
A thousand years could pass.
I will never love you,
So you can kiss my a*s.
Your like a Ghost,
That comes to Haunt me.
You come just out of spite.
You fill my dreams with pain.
Oh I dread the nights.
I can't wait for a brand new day!
After the rain has fallen,
I can then wash you away.
I won't be able to hear you calling.
Tomorrow we'll see if you will haunt me
Leave me with your sting
Will you fill her up with sadness
And try to wreck everything?
I had lived in your small world
It was all a big lie
You can try to kill me,
But this Rose could never die.

-lilvoyce
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*Humor is in the eye of the beholder*

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