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Mimi369 made me write this - I swear! (Mimi369's Underwear W/O)
by criteeker | Apr 22 '04
Wear undies when wearing pants with zippers! TRUST ME.

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Re: And they say women have mysterious rituals (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
You've never interviewed your undies? Well, I'm SURE your hubby did in the "dating phase."
Apr 27 '04
6:11 pm PDT

And they say women have mysterious rituals (Reply to this comment)
by Penguinlady
But I've never interviewed my underwear.

Every so often, PM plaintively tells me, as he's getting dressed, that he's out of underwear. It has never occurred to him to alert me BEFORE he runs out. So he goes... ah... unsupported every so often. I have visions of the female students falling all over themselves, and then I remember - thank God he's "so old"!

Fun piece - thanks.

Margaret
Apr 26 '04
8:19 pm PDT

Mmm hmmm (Reply to this comment)
by grez
Yep, I too have been taken in by the boxer briefs as of late, although I have to say I still prefer the freedom of my boxers, and that's what I wear 80% of the time -- it depends upon the snugness of the pants in the...er, area.

Speaking of which, I can't wear the Hanes boxer briefs...they don't have enough overlap for the brief-like opening in front, and...well, not to be graphic, but Elvis and the Attractions just bust out through there. If I'm gonna wear the snugger boxer briefs, they should have a button-up front like regular boxers do. The more expensive ones are built this way...stores like Structure (which has now become Express Men -- eww), Abercrombie & Fitch, etc., all make their own flavor. Sure, you're gonna pay $10-$15 apiece for these, but it's worth it. If you buy cheapo underwear, they're gonna fit like cheapo underwear (and the girls can tell the difference too -- always a good selling point).

Nice writeup, especially on short notice, man.

Cheers,

Mike
Apr 26 '04
8:07 am PDT

*cringe* (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Oh, man! I'm sorry about the zipper incident. That's horrible!
Apr 26 '04
6:41 am PDT

Nice (Reply to this comment)
by lynus
quick submission, crackseeker!

-Eric.
Apr 24 '04
9:34 am PDT

@[xxxx]§:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> (Reply to this comment)
by flamepillar
DUDE!! To have written this in 45 minutes, that's outstanding! Highly educational, informative, well-written and funny as all getout. I'll have to give the boxerbriefs a serious consideration here, as I've been in T.W.s all my life except for a couple years when I went with boxers, where indeed, Mr. Happy did have a tendency to go humping my leg.

Bravo to ya!
TIM
Apr 24 '04
2:00 am PDT

Re: Re: You did it!! You did it!! (Reply to this comment)
by Mimi369
Um...
originally, it was because there were/are a host of unreviewed products in that category. It was a category waiting for members to review..socks, undies, bras, clothing in general.

I do hope that you will join in next year and write about your jockey's or thongs.
Mimi
Apr 23 '04
4:14 pm PDT

I'm sorry, but I couldn't see the rest of this... (Reply to this comment)
by 4paws
because I was laughing so hard at the "zipper dance", not to mention... "can I kiss it a make it well (at 70, even). Great job!

Ginger
Apr 23 '04
2:15 pm PDT

Re: You did it!! You did it!! (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
You are now officially a part of the annual underwear invitations list!

Annual? Because there's so many unanswered questions? Or because you like talkin about bras and panties and thongs - OH MY!
Apr 23 '04
11:45 am PDT

Re: well damn (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
But man.. you just hadda write this, huh? Oh the visuals... I need a cold shower.

WOW! I'm glad I could be of cervix....SERVICE.
Apr 23 '04
11:43 am PDT

Re: Boxer briefs are hot... (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
My thick thighs make ya hot, do they? All those years of cycling and playin' hockey paid off for me then! Ohhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Apr 23 '04
11:42 am PDT

Re: :-) (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
For the record, I have NEVER had sex with a pie. Although there was that time with the chocolate pudding and I... ummm... nevermind.
Apr 23 '04
11:40 am PDT

well damn (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
I had every intention of joining this w/o this year.. but life was transpiring against me in March big time.. and then I just plain forgot. DOH!

But man.. you just hadda write this, huh? Oh the visuals... I need a cold shower.


DocPerv
Apr 23 '04
6:49 am PDT

You did it!! You did it!! (Reply to this comment)
by Mimi369
Well!! I do declare that you do very well under pressure! You definitely are da man!!

When my hubby donned his first pair of boxer briefs I nearly croaked with laughter! Especially considering that they were burgundy with a black waist band! This from a man who, until I started dressing him, ONLY wore tighty whities!!

You are now officially a part of the annual underwear invitations list! Thanks for your active participation in this stiff underwear write-off event!

Your review entry marked the official end of this year's event! Thanks, my funny, funny man!

Mimi

Apr 23 '04
6:04 am PDT

Boxer briefs are hot... (Reply to this comment)
by treeseed
How do you expect me to read any of your future reviews without thinking of your thick thighs? This was hilarious though. Well done.
~Terrie
Apr 23 '04
5:16 am PDT

:-) (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Too funny. Felt so sorry for you at 6 with that Adam Sandler problem. When I see Something About Mary, I'll be thinking of you!

Jan
Apr 23 '04
2:04 am PDT

Re: Haaaa! (Reply to this comment)
by criteeker
Coming from a Swedish guy, I take that as a larger compliment than usual. Thanks = )
Apr 23 '04
12:48 am PDT

Haaaa! (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
I love these Underwear w/o's. Mimi and her bloody bras! She rocks.

This was great, very funny.

Cheers!
~David
Apr 22 '04
11:11 pm PDT