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Spencer Site Ripped Down (Reply to this comment)
by XxSATANxX
Thank God!
Ya know this company was owned by Universal. Ya think they could get a clue.
Site launched but was tore down when a certain somebody sent word to the new owners of Spencer what a disaster they had on their hands.
Now here we are a few weeks before Halloween with ziltch on the web.
Man these guys are stupid. One more Christmas I think and Spencer will be buh bye!
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Oct 15 '04
9:39 am PDT
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Re: HAPPY+200th (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
Ahhh, Mark, you never let me down!
Neither stitches, nor Inteferfon can prevent you from your appointed lewdness!
Even though I was chastised for taunting a sick man (who me?), I still believe that a little dose of naughty will cure most anything!
Now that I've read most of the entries, I'm going back and reading all the comments.
I wonder... I know Epinions owns our reviews... but do they "own" our comments.
I can see it now, "The Best of Hard_to_Please Comments" -- available for only $9.99.
What do you think? Maybe we can get Kevlog to publish it for us and I'll hawk copies of it on the web. Perhaps even an infomercial?
Private Remarks Viewable Only to Mark:
BTW, Mark, I'm STILL WAITING for the follow-up to our last email. Let me just say these two things -- 1. 6-hour drive and 2. butt-kicking shoes (fishnet stockings not included!)
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Sep 12 '01
5:07 am PDT
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HAPPY 200th (Reply to this comment)
by Hard_To_Please
Pam-
I can't help but notice that you've rounded up Spencers' most dangerous temptations for me to choose from.
Please keep in mind that I am still recovering from surgery and that I started on the Interferon three days ago. I certainly trust your judgement
because I'm sure there's no way I could get hurt. Let the fun begin!
Where shall we start?
How about some dancing? Hey Pam, when you told me about the hula dancer I didn't know you were serious about her having one leg and no nose! Mark, all I can say is perhaps you can score extra points by showing her your scars.
Thanks a lot for the smooth rescue Pam- I owe you one. I should probably demand a toy from the Bad Girl Starter Kit.How about if I just take this cat-o-nine-tails!? NNNOOOOO!!! Pam- calm down. Now I would hope you know how to share your toys- I'm going to suggest that I borrow your fishnet stockings and it will be our little secret for the rest of our special day. Mark, did you want a temporary tatoo? NO WAY- those are for women and sissys.
"OK Pam- Let's go shoot some pool. Do you think we might run into anyone famous who'll let me stroke her stick? What are the odds that Carmen Electra is waiting for a good player to pass the time with? Maybe I can have a shot with her. Pam, do you mind scootching down below the table when I'm making my moves? Mark, you are major jerk and she's a bimbo! Ha! You're just jealous cause she has a complete nose!
This is the third time in recent weeks you've asked me to insert a lewd comment. I know you little ladies seem to take it for granted, but perhaps if you rewarded us for our performannce we'd be willing to go even lewder. For example, even just a basic finger paint kit would motivate me to freak my socks off.
My mother did not warn me I would go blind, but she did say I could do it till I needed glasses. Glasses may be what you need the next time you think you're looking at my butt in Dales Chilli House!
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Sep 12 '01
3:53 am PDT
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Re: I+Can+Vaguely+Remember... (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
"Why, Rouchelle, whatever do you mean?"
~~~ Batting eyelashes innocently ~~~
I'm glad you enjoyed it and grateful I can still remember being that freshman sorority girl!
Take care,
Pam
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Sep 10 '01
3:18 pm PDT
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I Can Vaguely Remember... (Reply to this comment)
by LEDOMAINE
[being] confused as a freshman sorority girl at her first big frat party. That was, until I began reading your 'naughty' little review. Pam! Shame on you! And, poor Mark recuperating after surgery, too!
Oh, but it was FUN! And, the memories. Can't believe I was ever that young... and naive?! But, yes, the label fits. There is something to be said for maturity, if you survive the maturing, that is. :)
Thanks for hosting this wonderful HTP Party. I do love the big bashes with fireworks and all, don't you? Also CONGRATs on your 200th!! I'll have to come back when I can spare a couple or three days here (lol) And, thanks for your complimentary comment on my review. Not to mention allowing me to bother you before hand, when I was confused and... hey, isn't this where I came in?
BTW, those edible finger paints you were thinking of allowing Mark. Think again. "edible" "finger" "paint"... just where do you think this will be eaten from? The man really needs his rest. Suggestions like that just might not be exactly "what the doctor ordered". HUSH MARK, dear-- this is really for your own good.
Rouchelle
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Sep 10 '01
8:14 am PDT
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Terrific review! (Reply to this comment)
by Magick1
Great contribution to the write-off.
Kim
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Sep 09 '01
12:54 pm PDT
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Poppity-Pop-Pop-Pop! Poppity-Poppity-Poppity-Pop! POP!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Ooooooooh! That pimple game sounds like fun!!! :oP
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Sep 09 '01
12:08 am PDT
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Great Job Pam! (Reply to this comment)
by redhotleigh
Just wanted to take a moment & say
"Thank You" for hosting this Write~Off!
Not Only are we helping Mark,
I also got to participate in
my first Write Off!
Great Job on your Review!
Leigh Ann
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Sep 08 '01
10:14 pm PDT
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Nice gift items... (Reply to this comment)
by PSobel
Pam,
I haven't been to Spencer's in so long, because I don't want my kids to know about my lurid past..Now, I can go online after they go to sleep... Thanks for the great review.
Perry
P.S-I wonder if they still sell those edible panties... my wife loved those.... ahem... anyway..
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Sep 08 '01
10:05 pm PDT
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Loved the review! (Reply to this comment)
by 2buzy
A wonderful review for a wonderful cause! Thanks!!!!
Kristy
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Sep 08 '01
7:04 pm PDT
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Re: Well+- (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
Thank you, Virginia.
It's been wonderful meeting you through this write-off. I'll look forward to reading more of your reviews.
Pam
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Sep 08 '01
4:58 pm PDT
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Well - (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
all I can say is this is one very funny review. I really enjoyed every word of it - and I know Mark is laughing too. It is a wonderful thing you did in organizing this review - and it couldn't be a more worthy tribute to Mark than to have you dedicate your 200th review to him. Thank you for your courtesy to me.
Virginia
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Sep 08 '01
1:49 pm PDT
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Comment (Reply to this comment)
by dragonfire88
Great, funny review. =)
I hope mine turns out ok..once I get it done. I will be doing that a little later tonight. And I swear I'm not waiting till the last minute. I have started..sort of. =) Hopefully I will have it ready to post tomorrow.
I have been meaning to go check this site out for while but I keep forgetting. I did get a cute Homer Simpson keychain from the Spenser's store here, but..well..somehow I beheaded him. So know there is just Homer's head hanging from my keychain.
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Sep 07 '01
11:20 pm PDT
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Wow.. (Reply to this comment)
by kevlog
this is the second great (read:tacky but awesome) website I've discovered thanks to this write-off! Thanks for hosting a great write-off for an even greater cause!
Cheers from Boston
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Sep 07 '01
9:02 pm PDT
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Thank you (Reply to this comment)
by msmorvay
for sponsoring this write off it was a great idea. I'll be posting mine tomorrow. Congratulations on your 200th review. As for the boring photo album I could lend you some of the photos from my Bachelorett party. Of course I am the one with my face buried in my hands. Great review and a very nice idea.
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Sep 07 '01
7:41 pm PDT
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Farts you say!! (Reply to this comment)
by linda1527
Yep, I know a thing or two about those! I wrote a review kinda in the same venue (at least in the "farting" department). Can't believe the language I'm using lately, hehe!
If you haven't read mine yet, do-- Mark even left a comment on it which showed that he is in his usual humorous mood on the ole' site here.
These reviews have all been hilarious Pam and thanks for putting it all together.
Linda
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Sep 07 '01
5:01 pm PDT
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Great Job! (Reply to this comment)
by momsworkinlate
You did a wonderful job with this review ;) I enjoyed it very much. :chuckle: The raciest I could get was over seafood orgy in my review ;)
Laurie
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Sep 07 '01
4:53 pm PDT
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sweet! (Reply to this comment)
by mattjoe
spencer gifts online still has the pam anderson VIP doll I think.
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Sep 07 '01
3:25 pm PDT
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Wow! 200 Reviews! Congratulations (Reply to this comment)
by gransurfer1
Really wonderful review! All of the HTP write-off's have been great. My eyes are red and swollen from reading all of them. And my stomach aches from laughing so hard.
Thanks for including me in this write-off!
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Sep 07 '01
3:10 pm PDT
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Congrats on #200!!! (Reply to this comment)
by melissasrn,  in Online Stores & Services
How fitting that your 200th review would be should a hilarious tribute to the HTP write off for Mark! You did a great job :-)
Thanks so much for hosting what's already looking like will be a very successful fund raiser!
Melissa
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Sep 07 '01
2:25 pm PDT
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Laughing my head off (Reply to this comment)
by ifif1938
" So what if the shipping clerk is pi-$$-ed (my only urine reference in the whole review and Epinions censors me) at his supervisor and puts the Fart Machine in the box instead of the tasteful and expensive Wave Machine "
You are so funny....:)and really do deserve that Most helpful!
I'm so happy to be part of this write-off, even if my review isn't as hilarious as the others I've read so far....
Off to read some more.If I ever get time again I have to check out Spencers gifts...
Oh and congratulations on your 200th review...
Barbara
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Sep 07 '01
1:56 pm PDT
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Very very MH. (Reply to this comment)
by nwinston
But with 2 boys and a man filling my house with testosterone, I'm not clicking through to this fartathon unless they're far from home. We'd have the fart machine on our charge card lickety split! You should have seen them with the whoopee cushions from last year's school carnival!
Great job!
Nancy
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Sep 07 '01
1:53 pm PDT
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Oh, dear... (Reply to this comment)
by purplewiz
This sounds more fun than the actual stores themselves!
Thanks again for hosting the write off :-).
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Sep 07 '01
1:41 pm PDT
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Oh my!! (Reply to this comment)
by bops_mom
This was too perfect, Pam! Great job and thank you so much for hosting this write off for Mark.
Melissa
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Sep 07 '01
1:39 pm PDT
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Great Review (Reply to this comment)
by LLFigment
I grinned and giggled the whole way through. Can't wait to visit this site with my sweetie :)
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Sep 07 '01
1:33 pm PDT
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Re: A+Completely+Legal+and+Ethical+MH! (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
Thank you, Helen.
I am honored by your kind words and generous rating!
Thank you for being part of the HTP Love Fest!
Pam
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Sep 07 '01
12:13 pm PDT
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A Completely Legal and Ethical MH! (Reply to this comment)
by pogomom
Dear Pam:
I read ALL the reviews for SpencerGifts.com and then came back to rate this piece of genius with an honest click on Most Helpful. I'll sleep well tonight.
You wrote: “The Dashboard Hula Dancer comes with self-adhesive tape for mounting in your own vehicle of pleasure.”
Is the tape strong enough to stay on when he pulls up his boxer shorts? Just curious...
Outstanding review! Thanks so much for including me in this heartfelt Love-Fest. You are a true jewel!
xoxox Helen
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Sep 07 '01
12:03 pm PDT
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