*****Romasuave's Fun With Madlibs W/O*****
May 12 '04 (Updated May 13 '04)
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I am back, and on the heels of my successful what’s my porn name W/O I think I may have another winner here. This one is called Fun with Madlibs W/O. It is a little story I’ve concocted and those who are not familiar with madlibs, here is how they work. The story is full of holes, all of them need to be filled in by you, so all you do is fill in the parentheses with the required term, the crazier the better as it will form a very hilarious story. So let loose and come up with the funniest story and I hope many will share in the laughter.
Sit back and enjoy.....
15 Minutes of Fame
As I woke up early (Time of day) I decided to see what’s happening in (location).
I put on a pair of (clothing), washed my (body part) opened the front door and stepped outside. Out there I couldn’t help but notice (celebrity) sunbathing in the (location). My (body parts) were wide open and I slowly approached the person I saw. I asked (celebrity) what are you doing here in (city). He/she responded: Well, my (noun) broke down on my way to (activity) and I tried to (verb) for help but unfortunately nobody answered. So I decided to relax and take off my (noun) and relax out here in the (verb) sun. When I asked if I could (verb) her and she said (favorite quote), my (body part) started beating faster and I had a big (noun) on my face. I took off all my clothes and spent some time with (celebs first name). I really didn’t want this moment to end, but I had to (verb) my (person) as I do every day. As I was leaving I said (2 word phrase), leaned over and (verb) her on the (body part). I came back home, slipped into my (article of clothing) and wished this day would never end. I never saw this person ever again, but every time I (verb) my (noun) I am reminded of the good times we’ve had.
Here is my entry:
As I woke up early Thursday Afternoon I decided to see what’s happening in Buffalo Springs.
I put on a pair of Speedos, washed my Ear Hair, opened the front door and stepped outside. Out there I couldn’t help but notice Beyonce sunbathing in the Port-O-Potty. My Toenails were wide open and I slowly approached the person I saw. I asked Beyonce what are you doing here in Buffalo Springs? He/she responded: Well, my moped broke down on my way to Hebrew School and I tried to squat for help but unfortunately nobody answered. So I decided to relax and take off my wig and relax out here in the crappy sun. When I asked if I could slap her and she said fizzle my nizzle, my earlobe started beating faster and I had a big zit on my face. I took off all my clothes and spent some time with Beyonce. I really didn’t want this moment to end, but I had to call my parole officer as I do every day. As I was leaving I said "up yours", leaned over and licked her on the eyelid. I came back home, slipped into my princess costume and wished this day would never end. I never saw this person ever again, but every time I hit my ceiling fan I am reminded of the good times we’ve had.
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