YOU HAVE TO ENTER MY QUESTIONNAIRE W/O!! LOOK AT ALL THESE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 04 '04 (Updated Jul 24 '04)    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line The Bottom Line can't help but enter this write-off!!

Hi! Even though you've participated in at least a thousand dozen other Get To Know Me write-offs, I bet you think nobody here at Epinions really knows you! Right! ;) Well, now's your chance to fill in the gaps! Because this is my New And Very Exciting "Learn Groovy And Zesty/Interesting Notes" (or, NAVELGAZIN) w/o! It'll be fun, I promise! And if you're still hesitant about joining, or aren't sure if I'm lying about how much fun it will be (I would never lie to you guys! Liars are meanies!) then just check out how many exclamation points I'm using! Sometimes I even use two at a time!! (Though I'd never use three at a time because that can be dangerous!!) Also, I like using exclamation points because they are the only punctuation marks I know how to use? But I'm trying to learn some more:

Here are the rules!

1. Answer every question, and answer them honestly (remember what I said about liars! LOL!)
2. Leave a comment! (I want to know how many of you I've roped in to this! I'll keep a list of all the friendly participants at the bottom of this page, so everyone can rate everyone else in one big rating circle-jerk!)
3. Trust me! Trust me!! Trust me!!!
4. Make sure to mention this write-off to all your friends! I want it to be the biggest Epinions has ever seen! ;)
5. Poke your eyeballs out of their sockets so you'll never have to see another one of these write-offs again!!


HERE COME THE QUESTIONS!!

1. What is your real name!

2. What is your Epinions.com name!

3. Where are you currently located!

4. How long have you been a member here!!

5. What is your e-mail address!

6. Do you have a homepage!

7. I bet you have some favourite websites you want to tell us about, yeah!

8. In fifteen words or less, give us a personal message! Remember, it can't be more than fifteen words!

9. How many reviews have you written (Wow, that's a lot! Who do you think you are, Shakespeare! LOLOL)

10. How many member visits do you have!

11. Total visits!

12. How much have you earned so far from Epinions.com! (C'mon, you can tell us! We won't hit you up for a loan, promise! ROTFLMFAO!!)

(I know, I know, most of these can be found on your profile page! But I like superfluous questions as much as the next w/o host! Heh!)

13. What is your favourite day of the week!

14. Tell us your luckiest number!

15. Let's hear your favourite prime number!

16. Cats… cute and fuzzy love-beasts or meowonderful! (be careful how you answer this, because I have 5 cats myself!! I call them Sporty, Scary, Sexy, Baby, and Spicey, cause they are so damn cute!! LOL!)

17. Tell me your favourite palindrome!

18. Tell us which wife of Henry VIII you relate to most!

19. Which is your favourite Moon of Jupiter!

20. If you were a time zone in the Eastern Hemisphere, which time zone would you be!!

21. Who is the bestest Patron Saint of sexual temptation (Uh-oh! This one could get naughty!!)

22. I like chemistry! Tell me which is your favourite chemical element adjacent to technetium on the periodic table!

23. If you could go back and live in one epoch of the Cenozoic era, which epoch of the Cenozoic era would you choose!

24. Quote us a line from your favourite Old English epic poem!

25. If you could have lunch with one of the winners of the Bank of Sweden's Nobel Prize for Economic Sciences (in Memory of Alfred Nobel!) who would it be!

26. Who is your favourite mythological trickster! (BTW, you can't choose Loki Laufeyiarson, the Norse god of mischief, cuz he's mine! Ladies -- hands off!!)

27. Favourite American Transcendentalist author!

28. If we were to find you browsing through the Apocrypha of the Old Testament, which book would we most likely find you hunched over! (Sit up straight, young man! You'll ruin your posture reading that way! Haha!)

29. Which is your favourite of Zeno's paradoxes! (For this one, and this one only, you can choose more than one! Don't ever say I never did anything for you!!)

30. Which is your favourite perpetual motion machine!


Ta-da! Thirty questions, and now I know all about you! Hehe, it's blackmail time! Just kidding?

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