The NAVELGAZIN W/O - It's an Mfunkularity Contest! Jun 05 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Books Mildred D. Taylor - Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry: A Literature Unit From $8 Olivier Dunrea - Ollie From $7 The Bottom Line To know me is to love me! Please love me! Please!! PLEASE!!!! Mfunk75 has come up with a brand new concept for an Epinions Write Off. A Questionnaire! To help us all get to know each other better. He’s so clever!!!! Since I want to be just as clever as he is, I filled out his questionnaire to the very best of my ability, so everyone could know me. I want everyone to know me because I want to be as mfunkular as mfunk himself! 1.What is your real name! Ernest T. Bass 2. What is your Epinions.com name! Evilbitch 3. Where are you currently located! In the cradle of democracy. Or Hell. 4. How long have you been a member here!! I’m brand new and really trying hard to let people get to know the real, true me! 5. What is your e-mail address! ErnestT@Getthehelloffmythrone.com 6. Do you have a homepage! Of course! You can always find me at Sue’sNerdLibrary.com 7. I bet you have some favourite websites you want to tell us about, yeah! There’s no better website on the whole internet than Epinions.com!!!! 8. In fifteen words or less, give us a personal message! Remember, it can't be more than fifteen words! “I eat my young” 9. How many reviews have you written (Wow, that's a lot! Who do you think you are, Shakespeare! LOLOL) 8,432 I deleted a few. 10. How many member visits do you have! 12 11. Total visits! 15! Isn’t that excellent?!?! Three people love me! They really really love me! 12. How much have you earned so far from Epinions.com! (C'mon, you can tell us! We won't hit you up for a loan, promise! ROTFLMFAO!!) I have earned $.009!!! 13. What is your favourite day of the week! Suesday! 14. Tell us your luckiest number! Well, duh!! .009 of course, you silly! 15. Let's hear your favourite prime number! I love 17, it makes me tingly. 16. Cats… cute and fuzzy love-beasts or meowonderful! (be careful how you answer this, because I have 5 cats myself!! I call them Sporty, Scary, Sexy, Baby, and Spicey, cause they are so damn cute!! LOL!) Oh, you are so funny! I wish you were on my WOT!!!!! I LOVE cats! I want to have twenty cats in my two room house without a window!!!!! 17. Tell me your favourite palindrome! A man, a plan, a canal, Panama! I love Panama. I love canals. I love plans. I love men. 18. Tell us which wife of Henry VIII you relate to most! I would have to say the one with the biggest boobs. 19. Which is your favourite Moon of Jupiter! Ganymede. It’s my favorite kind of mede (but I wouldn’t have too much mede, I might get all loopy LOLOLOLOL!!!)!!! 20. If you were a time zone in the Eastern Hemisphere, which time zone would you be!! I like South Sumatran time – because it has “Su” in it!!!!!!!!! Like me!! They should call it South Suematran time!!!!! 21. Who is the bestest Patron Saint of sexual temptation (Uh-oh! This one could get naughty!!) You made me blush, naughty mfunk75 ROFLMAO! But I have to be truthful and say St. Erectus of Nipples. 22. I like chemistry! Tell me which is your favourite chemical element adjacent to technetium on the periodic table! Seinfeldius. Made up of one neutron and uncountable defectrons. 23. If you could go back and live in one epoch of the Cenozoic era, which epoch of the Cenozoic era would you choose! Hmmm, this is a toughie, mfunk75! I think it would have to be the epoch of Aquarius. 24. Quote us a line from your favourite Old English epic poem! “There was a young girl from Nantucket” 25. If you could have lunch with one of the winners of the Bank of Sweden's Nobel Prize for Economic Sciences (in Memory of Alfred Nobel!) who would it be! Anna Nicole Smith 26. Who is your favourite mythological trickster! (BTW, you can't choose Loki Laufeyiarson, the Norse god of mischief, cuz he's mine! Ladies -- hands off!!) The coyote, because he eats the nasty bunnies in my backyard (don’t come get me ASPCA!!!!!!!LOL) 27. Favourite American Transcendentalist author! Danielle Steele 28. If we were to find you browsing through the Apocrypha of the Old Testament, which book would we most likely find you hunched over! (Sit up straight, young man! You'll ruin your posture reading that way! Haha!) I really like the book of naked heathen dances. 29. Which is your favourite of Zeno's paradoxes! (For this one, and this one only, you can choose more than one! Don't ever say I never did anything for you!!) My favs have always been the paradoxes of motion. They make me want to get up and shake some booty! 30. Which is your favourite perpetual motion machine! The WOT of mfunk75 after this incredible write off. Its constant upward motion will make him the most popular person on Epinions.com EVER!!!!!!!!! Thanks, mfunk for letting me be a part of your W/O. It’s mfunktastic! See the profile of mfunk75 for details and other participants. Then join in and share!!!!!!!!!!

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