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The Drunken Dragon of Epinions Invades "General Poetry" Goldschlager StyleJun 5, 2004 (Updated Jun 25, 2004) Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line Drinkin' like the answer to my problem's at the bottle's bottom Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the drunken poetry hour with CrypticCradle. Tonight, I have been chillin' with my dad, drinking Goldschlager, and well, I will now write poetry. This event is hosted by Louis Logic, who will be performing the first verse from his song "Drunken Dragon". And it goes a little something like this... - - - Follow the sounds of the drunken dragon And just imagine recovering alchi’s jumping from the wagon (look out!) Someone’s stabbin’ in and your mom knows It’s the king of put downs, the most ignorant snot-nose - - - "Mild Melancholy" Wallow, you know it's a trophy you can grasp Dwell on the strike-outs of always finishing last Life has been a slow leaking poison, a sickly vile Fronted with a smile plus an apathy stockpile That crosses a mile through the vacant eye of a child Whose naked body touches the cold tile (remember our ignorance?) Cross the desert of maturation and find more sand F!ck the whole plan and then you become a (wo)man Over minor chords on the synthesizer of Budweiser Clarity becomes a plugged geyser turned styleizer Wallow today because it's a path with no intersection Grasp that trophy like your last erection - - - Who got flows much liver Than a 2Pac show A drunk, wired, truck drivers On caffeiene pills My nasty spills surpass the thrills Of the chance to chill in bed with two muff divers - - - "A Bottle To A Glass" You are a drug that the government hasn't banned Quicksand to this man, stumbling to stand (in your presence) Am I talking to a bottle or her, it's hard to figure 'Cause a girl is like liquor making you feel bigger Goooooldschlager, 87 Proof (43.5% alcohol dissolved) Herrrr, 200 Proof, my world revolved It has me stumblin', she has me mumblin' Yet there is only one I love, one addiction Only one I dream about in works of fiction A fairy-tale land of costumes and band-stands A place that only exists in my adrenaline glands There is only one leg I want to hold in my arms There is only one charm that sets off reasoning's alarm And then I hit the snooze button... - - - F!ck a budweiser I’d rather taste the geyser of Jagermeister Squirtin’ out a stripped and shaved vagina What a way to find an artist waitin’ for the show to start - - - "I Feel Like A Star In The Sky" I glow I am isolated Darkness surrounds me on each side I feel like a star in the sky Alone, I will die Darkness is comfort An eternal shade of spades that blankets my days I love the other stars Perhaps because I view them from afar I only see out of two eyes in the sky Alone I will die - - - Don’t snooze punk, there was two drunks on Noah’s ark Throwin’ darts in Jehova’s bar, sippin’ smooth rum Schemin’ on how to stick the only chicken’s who would come You bet ya a-s if Lou was one I would’ve had them both Super-drunk on jack ‘n cokes and crash the boat - - - "Kerryworld" Let's all be moderate, it's a well balanced diet! Let's try it! Let's eat veggie pizza at a riot! Let's be agreeable! Let's not take chances! Why not give it a good f!cking?! Why not say f!ck it to romances?! Let's fill the bed-spread full of dread! No thinking! No revolution! Be brain-dead! No progress! No humanity test! Hey I got a good idea... Let's let Canada be the idealists! We'll be the realists! And we won't expect one God damned thing from our population! Let the Lord bless this apathetic nation! Let's be atheists to caring for each other! After all, he isn't _really_ my brother! A vote - just another! - - - Hey J! (what's goin' on Lou?) Let's get it started Respect the artist at the bar so much he's never carded It's, two for us and none for you! So who can f!ck with J on the beats Or get as drunk as... ...Eric aka CrypticCradle! - - - "Love You (In A Couplet)" Lay your head on my chest and feel my heart beat Please don't tell me I ever have to leave this seat - - - Peace 'n love ya'll. Swallow them keys and call a cab! * * * * * * * * * * For more information about Cryptic Cradle and his reviews, please click here. * * * * * * * * * * This has been a Cryptic Cradle Production.  |
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