It's All GraceF's Fault W/O
Jun 12 '04
The Bottom Line The bottom line also blames Grace.
With Grace on vacation, it was someone's idea to have a W/O listing 10 things that are Grace's fault. I know, Everything is her fault, but for the sake of bandwidth we'll stick to 10 here....
(I vote Bridgette keeps track of all the entries... cuz, like, that's who I'm pointing to when Grace gets back and starts lopping off heads.)
1. What world event is Grace's fault?
I have recently noted the dearth of regular old Cheetos in the 25 cent size. Oh, you can find the crunchy ones, and the hot ones. Those are everywhere. Everywhere I tell you! But the good old regular puffy one? Not happening. I blame Grace.
2. What's your favorite hint on Grace's page?
The comma is your friend, but it's not a friggin' Christmas tree decoration either! And to think all this time I had been hording commas and bringing them out every year the day after Thanksgiving for decorating. My bad! All those years I looked so foolish with my little red and green commas which I thought looked oh so festive. Why? Why couldn't I be told sooner about this faux pas? I blame Grace.
3. What literature character reminds you the most of Grace?
Princess Fiona. Hey, isn't it obvious? She seems so sweet and nice and and.. then the sun goes down and stuff. *shudder* This is why I'm nocturnal by nature. I have to stand guard against ogres. I blame Grace.
4. What famous person (living or dead) reminds you of Grace?
Ummm errrrr hmmmmmmmm *fidget* ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooh! ooh! I know! Wait, false alarm. There is nobody anything like Grace. I blame Grace.
5. Favorite Grace memory?
That one time I wrote asking her what was wrong with one of my book reviews and she wrote back that oh there was absolutely nothing wrong at all with any of my writing. Wait. That was a dream, wasn't it? I must be getting daft in my old age. I blame Grace
6. If Grace were an animal, what would you feed her?
Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. Think I'll go eat worms.. wait.. Oh you want me to feed her. I get it. Whatever she wants so she'll not bite me. I don't like being bit. I blame Grace.
7. What world leader is most likely to be carrying on an email exchange with Grace, and why?
Right about now I'd think little Georgie is cuz he really needs someone to blame and who better than Grace? Bush blames Grace.
8. How long must Grace live in Texas before she becomes an everything grump instead of simply a book grump?
Hey now! Texas is the best place on Earth to live! Don't be dissin it like that. I used to live there. *sniff* I don't anymore. I blame Grace.
9. If Grace were an action figure, what parts would bend and what accouterments would she be carrying?
Oh she would be able to crook that arm and bend that finger, yes she could. Just like that old school marm you feared back in grade school. I still have nightmares. I blame Grace.
10. How long will it be before Grace's guerilla fighters invade Brisbane?
What? What? What? I thought they were already there....
Now if you'll excuse me, I have until Grace returns on Wednesday to find a sufficient hiding place.....
*gulp*
And the very brave Bridgette has indeed stepped up to the plate and is listing entries here:
http://www.epinions.com/content_3955859588
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