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Annoying Answers to the Annoying Questions Write-off (With Apologies to Al Jaffee)
by laryan | Jun 24 '04
quit around question number 12, so won't be participating, the whiny quitter.

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29 Seems Good!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
???????????????????????????????????


And here I thought you were a lesbian!!! LOLOLOL

Seriously, great answers!

Write On!
AJ :o)
Jan 07 '05
10:59 am PST

My favorite... (Reply to this comment)
by anderclayton
My fav quote is:

"Iocaine powder. I'd bet my life on it."

:)

Which requires some explanation as to why it would be funny but has something to do with the nature of iocaine powder and the pompasity of the guy saying this after only wafting it past his nose.

Ander
Sep 12 '04
4:03 am PDT

:) (Reply to this comment)
by anderclayton
Okay, here's a good one I'd love to know the answer to... Why haven't you added laryan to your Web of Trust yet? Essay answers only, please.

What kinda question is that anyhow? :)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Blue.

How is that for an answer?

Er.... Essay though probably requires more words?

Red Blue.

How's that?

:P~





Really not sure how to respond to the question. Glad to see you are around still though:)

Ander
Sep 12 '04
3:57 am PDT

ROFLMAO (Reply to this comment)
by kay67

17) Yellow and Blue make green, but what do Yellow, Cyan and Magenta make???

I don't know, but my cat hocked it up on the rug last night.


Hehehehe

Thanx for the laughs.

~Wanda~

Aug 14 '04
12:24 pm PDT

Funny Funny (Reply to this comment)
by PPerky1954
I'm glad I clicked on your name and found this review. It was too funny. I needed that early morning laugh.

Your Princess Bride quotes were too funny. (One of my fav. movies!)

Thanks for the laugh --- and I guess folks from Kentucky are allowed to say "Yall". It's borderline. hehe

Patricia
Jul 30 '04
4:55 am PDT

All I have to say is... (Reply to this comment)
by Schlamozzel
... I think Neil Diamond said it best.

"Kentucky woman she shines in her own kind of light" *smooch

This was not only entertaining, but also 1/3 less filling than the regular beer. After reading it I find that sheep are meant to last a lifetime. My cheese has a whole new outlook on the fondu of life. Granted that Charlies Angels would drizzle a yellow bellied marmut. But that is neither here nore gone.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Coalition springs,
Up old ammunition
That Rush Limbaugh's drugs are neigh.

Somewhere over the rainbow
These words fly.
Don't cry over the rainbow
Or spilling milk on pie.

Cheers,

Schlamozzel
Jul 27 '04
3:27 am PDT

This is why, right here, Lisa... (Reply to this comment)
by christian921
This right here is why I love you so much...

I'd much rather have people see me as I see me. Then my plans for world domination would be complete!

One small mind at a time, baby! We'll take 'em all down!

~Christian

Jul 24 '04
10:48 pm PDT

Re: Rated, then read the comments.... (Reply to this (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
Nothing like a petty revenge rater. Guess you weren't just blowing off steam in your comments (and nothing like a controversy to get you hits when you can't get them based off your writing). But thanks for that lonely looking SH on this review and the four others you marked.

I do have to say, this revenge rating tangent of yours hurt me so badly, I cried real tears (not the artificial ones I use to get my way). I think you deserve a prize for that. How about a gift certificate for a nice rabies shot? Yours is probably close to expiring by now or do you get the new three year ones?

~Lisa :-D (the realLisa)
Jul 07 '04
5:39 am PDT

Why I haven't added you (Reply to this comment)
by jo.com
is not a personal problem with you and it truly is an essay. If you would really like to know (because I would love to add you but there is a reason I can't right now) e-mail me. I will try to get back to you asap. My T-Mobile connection is tempermental. I so appreciate those who have kept me on their wot in spite of my not being able to add them. At some point perhaps the nonsense of the past (which has nothing to do with you so you shouldn't be punished and believe me I think a lot about this - a lot!) will be just that. Right now I'm traveling for 3 months and hope that things will change over the summer..I'll be glad to talk with you privately. jo
Jun 28 '04
7:20 am PDT

Re: Re: Still laughing my Ah Ah off! (Reply to this comment)
by Mimi369
I am headed off to read a few entries now. Thanks again!
Mimi
Jun 27 '04
6:19 pm PDT

Re: Still laughing my Ah Ah off! (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
My favorite line from this piece is:
17) Yellow and Blue make green, but what do Yellow, Cyan and Magenta make???

I don't know, but my cat hocked it up on the rug last night...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Ok, um, thanks for the laughs..


Any time, Mimi. :-D Luckily the carpet is yellow, cyan and magenta. You should read the other entries to this write-off. They're even funnier than mine (which is really annoying).

~Lisa
Jun 26 '04
5:50 pm PDT

Still laughing my Ah Ah off! (Reply to this comment)
by Mimi369
Hi there, miss congeniality.

I have aching sides that split while reading your hilarious and annoying entry! *wink*

Seriously though, I do declare that the longer I stay here in the Epinions community the more I find that the best of the best comedic writers pop in for a visit and decide to stay.....

I am so glad that you have stayed!! Write on, sistah!

My favorite line from this piece is:
17) Yellow and Blue make green, but what do Yellow, Cyan and Magenta make???

I don't know, but my cat hocked it up on the rug last night....


ROFLMAO!!!!!

Ok, um, thanks for the laughs..
Mimi
Jun 26 '04
11:35 am PDT

Re: hahahahahaha (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
Yes, I agree, laughing is good, maybe that's why I added you to my WOT...

Well, I'll just take your name off the payment list then. You got added to mine for five good reasons. Any newbie comes in and writes 5 VH reviews off the bat, in my opinion (and that's the only one I really go by), is going to be a force to be reckoned with!

Very funny, I'll admit I shed a few tears.

{sniff, sniff} But as long as we laugh as we cry... we'll still get charged full-price at the psychiatrist.

Can you tell I took my meds? Is it obvious?

Thank you!

~Lisa
Jun 24 '04
11:33 pm PDT

hahahahahaha (Reply to this comment)
by capernicus
Yes, I agree, laughing is good, maybe that's why I added you to my WOT...

Very funny, I'll admit I shed a few tears.


Capernicus
Jun 24 '04
6:00 pm PDT

Re: I can't believe you said that (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
As a practicing blowhard, I cannot tell you how disappointed I was to see that you categorized Rush Limbaugh as one of "us." There are distinct differences between "blowhards" and "windbags." I'm sure that once this gets around in the blowhard community, you'll never hear the end of it.

You're right and I apologize. Rush is an asshole of first magnitude and not a blowhard. My apologies.

You'll have to excuse me now, while I go and pop some oxycontin.

Braggart.

~Lisa :-D
Jun 24 '04
1:20 pm PDT

I can't believe you said that (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
As a practicing blowhard, I cannot tell you how disappointed I was to see that you categorized Rush Limbaugh as one of "us." There are distinct differences between "blowhards" and "windbags." I'm sure that once this gets around in the blowhard community, you'll never hear the end of it.

You'll have to excuse me now, while I go and pop some oxycontin.

Haggis
Jun 24 '04
1:14 pm PDT

Re: But...but... (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
Actually, being a member of Glass-Head-Syndrome Sufferers Anonymous, I was waiting for you to add me first.

Oh, I see (muttering: "Trust slut" under her breath). So now I have to read a large number of your reviews and determine if I should trust you? Well, off I go!

~Lisa (still muttering bad things about having to work to get people to trust us)

BTW for any interested readers... I really do have to read a person, sometimes going back to old reviews, before adding someone to my WOT. Unless you consistantly make me laugh. Laughing is good.
Jun 24 '04
12:56 pm PDT

But...but... (Reply to this comment)
by mothra3
Why haven't you added laryan to your Web of Trust yet?

Actually, being a member of Glass-Head-Syndrome Sufferers Anonymous, I was waiting for you to add me first. Didn't you know that? Wasn't it obvious?

Thanks for joining!

mothra3
Jun 24 '04
11:57 am PDT

Re: ! (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
Am I exempt from answering this question since I already have you on my WOT? LOL

Yes, David, you're exempt and I had your pay-off added to your Income Share. Did you notice the difference? :-D

Thanks!
~Lisa
Jun 24 '04
11:37 am PDT

Re: WOT (Reply to this comment)
by laryan
Your last question is a good one. Honestly, I thought you were on my WOT. I think the epinions bug struck and wiped you off, because I remember seeing your name there.

Yeah, Bryan... blame it on the Epinions bug... where do I send your check again? :-D

~Lisa
Jun 24 '04
11:35 am PDT

! (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Why haven't you added laryan to your Web of Trust yet?

Am I exempt from answering this question since I already have you on my WOT? LOL

Nice entry..!

Cheers,
~David :-)
Jun 24 '04
11:28 am PDT

WOT (Reply to this comment)
by Bryan_Carey
Your last question is a good one. Honestly, I thought you were on my WOT. I think the epinions bug struck and wiped you off, because I remember seeing your name there.
Jun 24 '04
11:26 am PDT