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KY Warming Liquid VS The LesbiansJul 10 '04 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line KY Warming Liquid -- not recommended, especially for lesbians. Yuck. Firstly let me just say that epinions is missing out on a big market by not including sex-related products such as KY. I am moving this "review" here because it got off topic ratings in the first place I tried, but I know the internet is -full- of people who are horribly curious about this KY stuff (much to their chagrin). Also full of those other people who just read the word "lesbian" and clicked. Anyway: So KY graciously sent my girlfriend a free sample of their new-fangled "warming liquid." Now, this is something we don't really need, per se, but it was a liquid that somehow magically was supposed to get warm. No better way to pique curiosity than to offer a free sample of seemingly physically impossible personal lubricant. So we tried it. And here's the problems: 1) Waiting for the promised "warming sensation" causes one to make the "I Am Pondering" face (eyebrows scrunched, hand to chin such as one would do while pretending to be studying a work of art in a museum in order to make the semi-hot art chick next to you think you're deep) ... making this face during what could have been sex brings much laughter, but little sex. 2) The aforementioned warming sensation is not that pleasant. In fact, I could barely feel it, and my girlfriend said she flat-out didn't like it. 3) Girlfriend also said it somehow reduced sensation a little bit. THAT MAKES US SAD. 4) I don't know if those goes for all KY lube, but the warming liquid felt really plastic-y and, even though there clearly was nothing even resembling grit in it, it had the sensation of being gritty. It was very fake feeling and just not good. 5) And here's possibly the TMI portion of this list, but, I feel it is necessary -- nay, my civic duty! -- to spread the word to innocent consumers that KY Warming Liquid TASTES ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. It's like a very strong but doesn't-quite-taste-right cinnamon flavour, and it makes your tongue have the warming sensation. It's just not very pleasant AT ALL. And it's really, really disconcerting to go downstairs and taste THAT. I was thoroughly disappointed with this free sample. I want my free money back.  |
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