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The bored W/OSep 24 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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Thanks to blackrose4eva for hosting this W/O. 1. Who named you, and what does your name mean? Ed McMahon. Millions of dollars and the chance to be filmed at the front door in my undies. 2. Which is better: Classic Coca Cola or C2 Coca Cola? I have no idea what C2 Coca Cola is. Classic Coke is the nectar of the gods. 3. Are you a pessimistic or optimistic? Catholic, but I respect all faiths. 4. If you can rule the world for 1 hour, what will you do? Make a rule that an hour lasts 20 years. My second order would be the immediate induction of Tony Oliva into Baseball´s Hall of Fame 5. Who do you think is the WORST actor/actress in history to date? Ellen DeGeneres. I could bring her flowers and chocolates, write her a poem and cook her favorite meal (assuming it could be found in the frozen foods section), and I still wouldn´t get no booty in the end. Besides, I´m married and a long way from Utah. No dating in my future. 6. Which gender do you think should dominate: women or men? Ah, just a sec, I have to go ask my wife..... 7. Do you think education should be free or be paid for? If you pay for it, do you think it is really worth it? Well, I always pay for my sex education, so I guess whats good for the goose is good for the gander. 8. What do you think about the recent gas prices? You can get paid for gas¿¡¿¡¡¿¿ Here, I´ve been wasting it all in my pants and the occasional elevator. 9. Do you think animals have feelings? If so, why are you eating them? (Assuming you are not a vegetarian) Look, women have feelings, too. They´ve never complained. 10. If you can only have one, which would you choose: a heart or a brain? Its brainless not to answer this, but I just don´t have the heart. 11. How much can a woodchuck chuck wood? Whose wood are you talking about¿ John Holmes¿ Pee Wee Herman¿ Size does matter. 12. In your opinion, do you believe that people--especially the younger generations--are taking HIV and STDs seriously? Why or Why not? Let me ask my two little members of the latest generation: Jacie, your opinion, "tay tay, ooga doo, TAY TAY¡" Gaspy, what do you think; "Caca, papa caca" 13. What do you think about the idea of spanking your child--assuming he/she misbehaves--as a form of discipline? If you had only seen the spanking I just gave Gaspy for that "papa caca" remark.... 14. Do you like people? (Be honest) Not usually, though I´ve never tried one fried. 15. You have a lion, a goat, and a bundle of hay. You need to cross a river by using a small boat, which can ONLY carry you and something of your choice (the lion or the goat or the hay). You CANNOT, for example, bring the lion along with the goat, etc. Nobody can swim across the river or make or bridge, etc. You MUST use the boat. Easy, the goat eats the hay and then the lion eats the goat, then I hope me and the lion get across before the big guy gets hungry again. Question: how do you cross the river bringing the lion, the goat, and the hay? You are allowed to make more than one trip. Hint: Remember, if you leave the lion alone with the goat, he will eat it. If you leave the goat alone with the hay, he will eat it. There are different ways of solving this problem. If you can't figure it out, I'll tell you at the bottom of this page. NOW YOU TELL ME¡ Ask Jeeves, dammit. *Extra* 17. What is your WORST job ever? Are you still in it? Night shift security at Never Neverland ranch. That was no thriller, so I beat it. Ooooo, that one still hurts. Hey, I just flew in from Vegas and BOY are my arms tired. Ba da dum bum. Well, this masterpiece of tripe should get me elected to the board of bored directors. Twas a fun gate crash. Thank you, Helen. Join in at: http://www.epinions.com/content_4042367108  |
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