Dr. Seuss, meet DrDevience. Presenting: The House of "Hags"
Aug 24 '04
The Bottom Line had a great time over at _haggis'_ place!
iluvbirds is celebrating her one-year Epiversary here with a roast in honor of our own DrDevience! My original plan was to have something along the lines of Dr Seuss meets DrDevience ala Green Eggs and Ham but I couldn't make it work. So here's what I DID come up with...hopefully it's "roasty" enough! (And not too stupid!)
Welcome to the House of Hags!
Nice to meet ya, my name's Doc.
There's no time to lolly-gag;
just like Sleeper, I'm "on the clock."
Toss those pants, and grab a kilt.
Better start to grin and bear it.
I'm not ashamed, I have no guilt.
It's my rule, and I say wear it!
Role play can be a lot of fun!
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Medieval.
Hurry up and pick one, son.
I'll jump you faster than Knieval!
Unlike Starbucks, I don't suck.
Did you know they joined T-Mobile?
My reaction was, what the f&^$?!
Too bad Starbucks wasn't at Chernobyl.
Oh no, keep that beer way over there!
I will drink it and toss my cookies,
and you will have to hold back my hair.
Then my breath will stank, and we'll have no nookie.
Well, muchias gracias to our hostess.
I have reached a stopping place.
And thanks to Doc, she's the mostess (hey give me a break, nothing rhymes with hostess!)
If you thought this sucked, just blame grace.
Thanks for reading my insane little roast here. I might add to it if I can think of anything else... I don't think I'll have a future spot in the Friar's Club, but oh well! Congratulations to Savanna on her one-year anniversary, and 'specially to Doc for putting up with all of this! :o)
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