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I'd like to introduce you, Chuck... (Reply to this comment)
by davidp24
...to a nice girl named Lorina. She used to juggle knives for a living but now just wants to settle down with a nice older man like you.
Whatdoyousay? Are you up for it?
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Feb 01 '07
7:44 am PST
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Yeeouch! (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
Poor Stocky,
Makes me miss our good ole days of fun lovin'.
"I just know that it all has to do with how large and great I am".
Baby that's always what I'm thinkin' ;)
XOXO
MissElaineious
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Jul 11 '05
9:13 am PDT
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Re: 29th_Candidate (Reply to this comment)
by Gr8ful
Lord have mercy! Jim... you're alive!? I haven't seen anything from you in a while and thought you had gone the route of the poor dead four eyed consumer clown. Good to see your name somewhere on the site again :-)
Gr8ful
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Sep 30 '04
6:24 pm PDT
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Hey! (Reply to this comment)
by slt
Any transsexual porn? I mean, I have a friend into that kinda thing. You wouldn't know him.
But why throw away your porn? Don't you trust your hand now? Are you afraid your fingernails are going to sever your wrinkled old member? I'd think that your hand would be your 'ho lover now. You can even pay yourself $20 a shot (or give yourself discounts).
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Sep 09 '04
8:39 am PDT
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Re: Countermeasure (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Jim,
You sound well rehearsed and experienced at such a thing!!
Having trouble getting a decent dome cleansing??
Anyway,it's nice to see you come out now and then,no pun intended.
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Sep 07 '04
10:33 am PDT
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Countermeasure (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
When you, uhhhmmm, get on your knees and yer mate gets on her elbows, reach (underhanded) below her shoulder as though you were going to cup her tit with your (favored) hand. Instead of groping her breast, take her nipple between your thumb and index fingers. This way, you can regulate the fellatiator's jaw p.s.i. (pounds per square inch). If she starts to apply teeth, a sharp twist of the nipple or a thumbnail jabbed squarely into the top will elicit an immediate cessation of jaw p.s.i.. I doubt you'll ever feel sharp teeth again if the fellatiator is your girlfriend.
Don't mention it.
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Sep 06 '04
7:23 pm PDT
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I Read It (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
Chuck, I have to tell you that I have read your very funny article, and I hope I help build up your fund to at least $7.00. Lotza luck with the funding.
Virginia
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Sep 04 '04
6:14 am PDT
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You are amazing. :o) (Reply to this comment)
by Twix109
I did a debate on why prostitution should be legalized...It's one crazy world out there and we're all just thrown in the middle of it. This opened my eyes mister controversy. Write more, I love to read your stuff!
Danielle
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Sep 03 '04
3:18 pm PDT
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Re: Re: stockholder luv dem hoes. (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Stockie,
I STILL can't click on your name without my computer going into a chaotic tailspin!!What's up with that profile page of yours????????????
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Aug 31 '04
12:40 pm PDT
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Re: Re: By the way...... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
How do we know the perp isn't old stockie the horn-ball ??!!
After all,
1.He didn't get bit
2.He threw away his female porn
3.He named prices
4.Knows all that has been bit.
etc,etc,etc,etc
Heh,heh!!I'm waiting for part two!!
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Aug 31 '04
10:45 am PDT
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ouch (Reply to this comment)
by vodkaboy
ouch ouch.
involuntary sex change
John Wayne Bobbit
I crossed my legs so fast, I almost knackered myself.
Jeez man, you have some scary fantasies !
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Aug 30 '04
4:32 pm PDT
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Re: By the way...... (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
I just thought of something , Ginz, after reading your comment. How do they know the perp isn't a GUY? The victims definitely aren't talking because it's bad enough if their wives find out it was a female hooker chomping down on their pizza puffs. So...
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Aug 30 '04
11:06 am PDT
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By the way...... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I'm looking forward to "Part two" where you confess!!!
I'd like to know which end you were on !!!!
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Aug 30 '04
9:45 am PDT
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Re: Too Funny (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
"The actual sex part is always me accepting oral pleasures and her drifting off in the night far away from my everyday life. In my dreams she does a lot of talking but I never remember or even understand what she’s trying to say, I just know that it all has to do with how large and great I am."
Sounds like we are living the same life,stockie,except yours is "In dreams" !!!
" I threw away my collection of pornographic movies, even the ones with the Latina Sluts."
What???!!? You could have given them to the needy!!
I hope your not prancing around the neighborhood at night in a wig and dress, gobbling pizza puffs!!!!!!
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Aug 30 '04
9:41 am PDT
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Good to see you again! (Reply to this comment)
by jlava73
Not tonight honey, I've Got a D@@K Ache?
Wonder how they are gonna explain the scars to their
wives,ought to be interesting!
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Aug 29 '04
11:41 pm PDT
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Too Funny (Reply to this comment)
by Bruguru
I've really missed your writing. I just picked myself up from rolling off the floor. More or less. Hope this helps you get a box or two of pizza puffs, preferably deep dish (Chicago style).
Cheers!
John
And welcome back!
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Aug 28 '04
7:53 pm PDT
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Re: stockholder luv dem hoes. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Does it even matter any more??
Thanks - Brotherman
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Aug 28 '04
1:16 am PDT
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Re: I just heard that... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Hey didn't a dog get a hold of his penis too?
I guess those guys stories are not to far "fetched" after all..
-stock
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Aug 28 '04
1:15 am PDT
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Re: My goodness, Stocky!!! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Nong,
Will you please give me an example - I'm sure I did not mess up anything to make myself look like a genius - I think you have been staring at abstract art too long! Any pile of crap looks smart to you..
Thanks for the nice words,
I had to throw away the Asian Porn too .. Maybe you could email me a picture of yourself with some partial nudity.?.. Just not with a sausage of any kind in your mouth.
- stock
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Aug 28 '04
1:12 am PDT
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Re: Good to hear from you again!!! :) (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Hyundi,
I hope you are over the age of 18!! I can be charged with smut peddling by allowing you to read this..
stock
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Aug 28 '04
1:03 am PDT
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Re: What a life? (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Thanks I see you can relate... nosexa
- stock
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Aug 28 '04
1:01 am PDT
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Good to hear from you again!!! :) (Reply to this comment)
by hyundai_fan
No offense, but I was a little surprised when I read this but really I shouldn't because that is what makes you Stockholder. Only you could write about something like this and still get VH ratings; If I happened to write this, I bet you a lot of people would have a heart attack! By the way, I rated this VH :)
I like to think about it this way: The more I hear about "female sex advertisers" (prostitutes), "common illegal substance distributers" (drug dealers), and those who like to use the "sexually satisfactory services" (insert prostitute slang words here) that are illegally available to them, from either in the newspaper, the news, or fellow buddies here on Epinions, the more I like my cat. Talk about being politically correct!
Stocky (I almost called you the Very Sexy Mr. Stockholder but I didn't want to make myself sound a little weird LOL), I knew you would make me laugh! It's good to hear from you again since I've worried about you for a while now. "Did something happen to him?" "Did he eat too many spicy foods?" I think I should joke a lot more on Epinions and show my lighter side, don't you think?
I hope to read more from you soon!
~Scott
I just noticed that I can spell my entire first name with symbols LOL, "$©ø++"
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Aug 27 '04
9:38 pm PDT
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I just heard that... (Reply to this comment)
by trailhound
John Bobbit was arrested today. Have you seen his wife in your neighborhood?
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Aug 27 '04
8:52 pm PDT
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What a life? (Reply to this comment)
by noslexa
Your a riot for sure. Thanks for the laughs.....
Sincerely, Ron
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Aug 27 '04
8:40 pm PDT
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Ho NO! (Reply to this comment)
by randomkill
We won't blow!
So did they end up paying for the bj or just left a tip?
Stockholder you old dog! Good teh seez ya.
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Aug 27 '04
5:03 pm PDT
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stockholder luv dem hoes. (Reply to this comment)
by brotherman
man I didnt know you lived in the hood. Keep safe dawg, keep safe.
Glad 2 see u back around.
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Aug 27 '04
4:47 pm PDT
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Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
$8.99 a box and they have 8 total in the box - 3lbs total can be found at K-Mart frozen pizza section..
Thanks for sharing in the Pizza Puff craze!
- stock
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Aug 27 '04
4:01 pm PDT
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hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
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Pizza puffs go for $10 a box...??
Outrageous!!
...tom...
"Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk."
—Henry Miller
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Aug 27 '04
3:31 pm PDT
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Heya Cute Fella (Reply to this comment)
by antybean
...including confessing to the wives...
Wonder how they're gonna explain their mauled member to their wives.
Great seeing ya back! Missed ya bunches.
Smooches! Beaner
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Aug 27 '04
1:17 pm PDT
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What??! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
No mention of man boobs, flatulence, or cretinous son-in-laws???
This review couldn't have been written by the famous and adored Stockholder we all know.
Who are you?
InquiringMindedKaty
P.S Welcome back, my sweet bubbikins! XOXOXO
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Aug 27 '04
1:14 pm PDT
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