The Perfect Man for Doc

Aug 27 '04    Write an essay on this topic.


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Although I will be going on vacation the evening of 8/31, I have been racking my brain trying to think of a way to get into the Doc roast that is being hosted by Iluvbirds before I left. I thought of this while driving some back roads today and had to put it down as my entry.

Congratulations Savanna for you year past and I hope there are many more to follow.

Hope you enjoy!




The perfect man for Doc
Should be a man-at-arms
Who’d woo her with Old Norse talk

The perfect man for Doc
Would help her in the galley
And take off her socks

The perfect man for Doc
Would own a set of chain mail
And would wear his as a smock

The perfect man for Doc
Would tell tales of knightly battles
The entire circle of the clock

The perfect man for Doc
Would treat her as a princess
Full of love he would be chock

The perfect man for Doc
Should have an extra long kilt
To hide his enormous...





Oh come on now, you didn’t think it’d be all sugar and spice did ya? And yes the first verse I came up with was the last.

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