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This Is So Insane!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
This is so insane!!!
How insane IS it!?!
It's so insane that it reminds me of (blank)!
Okay, what's the matching word?
Myself!!!
Perfect score!!!
Actually, the piece doesn't so much remind me of myself--though it had its moments--as the description of the piece:
Insane!!!
insane! Insane!! INSANE!!!
Think I might crash this w/o!!!
Cheers!
AJ :o)
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Dec 01 '04
12:34 pm PST
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Re: We should (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Deal.
Your liver or mine?
;-)
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Sep 15 '04
9:50 am PDT
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We should (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
do dinner some time.
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Sep 15 '04
7:18 am PDT
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Re: HaHaHa! (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
David, that's just sick and wrong! But very funny:)
LOL! Whaaaat? You've never seen that part of the movie? If I'd have been doing the autopsy report on her, I wouldn't have noticed the nail polish, just the bug in her throat. Oh, and the fact that she was dead. Which is why I'm not a pathologist LOL
cheeeeers!
~David
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Sep 01 '04
2:29 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Oh, how delicious......... (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
MQS,
Julianne reminds us all of what Michelle will not look like when she becomes an actual adult.
Which will be never, since in adulthood, she'll still look like a child who can't have its own way.. and still pulling that lemon sucking face.
Good Lord. Is it hot in here?
That's ok, dear, I turned on the AC.
Prime example of why teeny tiny shorts are not advisable. Well, unless you're in the proper company, of course.
I don't know how to respond to that. Ha! Wait.. I would normally have some quippy response to something like that. Nooooooooo! The recent haircut removed all my powers!
Wait, did I miss some opportunities to see undergarment failure at the Olympics? That would be terrible! Not the undergarment failure, the me missing it.
Oh I wish, but you know, some of these male athletes, specifically the sprinters/hurdlers ought to have more self respect and wear some support. Like i'm saying that and meaning it.
Oh, for the love of God, stop scaring the poor people.
LOL!
I think that's an REM song. No, wait, that's Shiny Happy People. Which happens to have been turned into one of the best Sesame Street segments of all time, with REM in attendance and everything. How's that for the most boring piece of trivia of the day?
Ooh, i've seen that! It was on that day that I was actually ashamed to call myself an REM fan.. that and the time Hale & Pace (Brit comedians) did a skit of them called "Whiney Crappy people", actually that was kinda funny.
I aim to please.......
And you do, dear.
~Richard
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Sep 01 '04
2:26 am PDT
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HaHaHa! (Reply to this comment)
by iluvbirds
No, but you should have seen that girl they dragged from the river. She'd blown up like a balloon herself. The sparkly nail polish she was wearing was nice, but the bug cocoon in her throat was revolting.
David, that's just sick and wrong! But very funny:)
Savanna:)
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Aug 31 '04
3:42 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh, how delicious......... (Reply to this comment)
by millinocket
Richard,
significantly hotter than Michelle Williams, who is decidedly unhott.
Oh, no kidding. Julianne makes Michelle look like a petulant child. Wait, Michelle makes Michelle look like a petulant child - Julianne reminds us all of what Michelle will not look like when she becomes an actual adult.
He jibbers, she hibbers, when their respective nobbles are stroked.
Good Lord. Is it hot in here?
underwear that doesn't quite give the support it suggests in the nether regions of the male of the species can lead to embarrassing moments if one is wearing shorts.
Prime example of why teeny tiny shorts are not advisable. Well, unless you're in the proper company, of course.
Or even worse.. running in shorts. I've been watching waaaaay too much track and field on the Olympics.
Wait, did I miss some opportunities to see undergarment failure at the Olympics? That would be terrible! Not the undergarment failure, the me missing it.
But oddly, now I can't get the image of your underwire pinging and your Boobs Abonging.
Oh, for the love of God, stop scaring the poor people.
Shiny Happy Hannibal
I think that's an REM song. No, wait, that's Shiny Happy People. Which happens to have been turned into one of the best Sesame Street segments of all time, with REM in attendance and everything. How's that for the most boring piece of trivia of the day?
I aim to please.......
MQS
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Aug 29 '04
10:52 pm PDT
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Re: lotion in your comment section (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Herr Von Vaginafan..
LOL! It's true... any male that says he never tried is is TOTALLY lying... and that friend of yours having a picture taken doing it must be insane... you don't actually get documented evidence that you've tried it, that's just silly!
Though it did make me have a bizarre Friends flashback to when they were looking at pictures of Ross as a kid, and there was one of him doing it. I love Friends. I'm a bit sad that way, LOL
Cheeeeeeeers!
~herr von friendsfan
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Aug 29 '04
4:15 pm PDT
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
How bout some props for tthe rear lobe
The rear lobe is a tad chewy, but if you stick a bit of apple sauce with it, it's mmmmmlovely.
~Dr David
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Aug 29 '04
4:12 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hiya Hannibal. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
But only if you'll keep me in your pocket. And I promise not to bite ya
Of course i'll keep you in my pocket.... you may bite, but only softly, I've heard about you hamsters and your nibbling ;-)
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Aug 29 '04
4:11 pm PDT
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Re: Braaaaaaaains (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
you turned into Debbie Gibson, though. That was just strange
Dammitall! You weren't supposed to tell people, I thought that was oursecret! I thought it was cool, me as Debbie Gibson, and you as Tiffany. ;-)
I'll see you next week for our ABBA revival. You being the blond or the brunette?
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Aug 29 '04
4:09 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hiya Hannibal. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Now Antybean wants to know if she can be your bumbling hamster sidekick, Penfold.......
Of course she can, plus also, hamsters are cute. She could fit into my pocket and I'll keep her all safe :-)
~DangerDavid
xxx
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Aug 29 '04
4:06 pm PDT
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Re: Anyone (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Oh no, wait... you won it a few reviews back. Oh well
Awwwww, Marsha! You're a sweetheart :-)
Oh!!! I love that bit! When he's oooozing sarcasm, but that's what he's god at. I wish i were more like him... except without the being evil and eating people part LOL
Thanks for the comment, hon!
~David
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Aug 29 '04
4:04 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: For me? (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
You know how I like it!
Oh yeah, baby... right there...
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Aug 29 '04
4:02 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: .. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Oh, believe me... my mind is running away with itself, LOL.
;-)
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Aug 29 '04
4:02 pm PDT
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lotion in your comment section (Reply to this comment)
by andym173
herr von piercednipplefan,
i didn't realise you had them pierced! although i actually saw it on dizzybint's profile, so i'm a big filthy liar. oh, and anyone who says they haven't tried the "pretend to have a vagina" thing is lying. i personally found it quite painful. and unfortunately i've seen a photo of a friend doing it... taken on holiday when he was smashed. apparently.
mwaaaaahahahaha. cheeeeeeeeeeeers,
- herr von vaginafan
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Aug 29 '04
2:23 pm PDT
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yup (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Hi David,
I see that you twice mentioned frontal lobe. Thats quite tit. How bout some props for tthe rear lobe.
dr. gary
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Aug 29 '04
2:20 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hiya Hannibal. (Reply to this comment)
by antybean
Now Antybean wants to know if she can be your bumbling hamster sidekick...
But only if you'll keep me in your pocket. And I promise not to bite ya.
Beaner
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Aug 29 '04
12:18 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hiya Hannibal. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"you be MightyMouseKaty, and I'll be DangerMouseDavid."
Sounds good to me! Now Antybean wants to know if she can be your bumbling hamster sidekick, Penfold.......
MightyKaty
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Aug 29 '04
12:10 pm PDT
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Anyone (Reply to this comment)
by katmar
who knows "The Silence Of The Lambs" dialogue as well as I do, wins my heart instantly. Oh no, wait... you won it a few reviews back. Oh well.
Loved it!!
Marsha
P.S. Looove the suit. (To the senator, remember?! Great line.)
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Aug 29 '04
10:27 am PDT
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Re: Re: For me? (Reply to this comment)
by bodashe
Hhah, hhah, hhah, hhah...
You know how I like it!
~BoSlutE
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Aug 29 '04
10:23 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: .. (Reply to this comment)
by speeddemon531
Take a wild guess, David!
:)
Mike
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Aug 29 '04
8:53 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: .. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Oooh! Oh! See.. now that could mean you're being suggestive, or you're telling me to "go away", but not so politely, LOL.
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Aug 28 '04
6:35 pm PDT
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Re: Re: .. (Reply to this comment)
by speeddemon531
Ummm..I don't know how to answer that comment while also bypassing the naughty words filter!!
:)
Mike
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Aug 28 '04
6:28 pm PDT
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Re: .. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Hiding under the bed-
You're not supposed to hide under it, you're suppose to get in it! I promise I won't eat you.
Well... maybe just a nibble?
;-)
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Aug 28 '04
6:19 pm PDT
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Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Liz! Thank you for taking your break from being scarce and popping your head in!
And thank you for your encouragemnet re the bodysuit LOL.
Hope that school thing is going well.
:-)
Cheers!
~David
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Aug 28 '04
6:17 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Hiya Hannibal. (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!
A-woohoo! you be MightyMouseKaty, and I'll be DangerMouseDavid. You'll save me from my psuedo parachute and all will be right with the world.
Yeeeehaaaaaaaaa!
;-)
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Aug 28 '04
6:14 pm PDT
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Re: That was wonderful, bizarre and... (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
though it scared me a little
I'm sorry I scared you Lily, dear, but that was entirely my intention. My work is done and I thank you for your kind comments!
:-)
Cheers!
~David
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Aug 28 '04
6:08 pm PDT
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Re: Oh, how delicious......... (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
MQS,
It is creepy, but it isn't a bad trade at all, I don't think. Julianne's uber-paleness makes her far hotter.
Ah, very true my Mad Queen... significantly hotter than Michelle Williams, who is decidedly unhott. (..in my slightly drunken, though not rip roaring, state, I recall that earlier discussion...)
(hibber jibbers?)
He jibbers, she hibbers, when their respective nobbles are stroked.
I can't imagine how you're going to tuck all those fuzzy fluorescent balls between your legs. Well, I could, but it would be bad for my mental health.
Good Lord, mine too. Stop me before I faint!
I think it's obvious that whoever decided that the "bra" = "good" has never suffered the indignities of a broken underwire. Hmmmph.
This is true. Although, never having suffered such an indignity, I'm not at liberty to discuss the matter at length. Although, underwear that doesn't quite give the support it suggests in the nether regions of the male of the species can lead to embarrassing moments if one is wearing shorts. Or even worse.. running in shorts. I've been watching waaaaay too much track and field on the Olympics.
But oddly, now I can't get the image of your underwire pinging and your Boobs Abonging.
You make a delightful cannibal, have you ever considered a career change? If so, please let me know so I can change the caption under your picture.......
I think I'd make a good Hannibal, rather than a cannibal. Shiny Happy Hannibal, who doesn't eat human livers, or lambchops.
Cheers m'dear!
~Richard
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Aug 28 '04
6:05 pm PDT
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Re: Floss tit for good dental hygeine (Reply to this comment)
by dpjohansen
Danish, actually, but your comment was inspired, OCF! Very bra!
Please feel free to visit my comment section as tit as you'd like.
Cheers!
~David
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Aug 28 '04
5:46 pm PDT
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