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**** NEWS FLASH ***** KILT HOUND ON THE LOOSE

Aug 30 '04

The Bottom Line Kilt wearers beware, drdevience is out there somewhere!

This W/O entry is celebrating iluvbird's one year anniversary here at Epinions. You can check out Savanna's reviews here:

http://www.epinions.com/user-iluvbirds.

Savanna thank you for the invite. As this is my first W/O entry ever, I hope it's worthy and thank you drdevience for allowing us to roast you. Don't forget to check out her page

http://www.epinions.com/user-drdevience



******* NEWS FLASH ******

LONG ISLAND SCOTTISH GAMES

APRIL 28, 2004

http://www.liscots.org/

Security was lax at the Scottish Games this year, as once again, a woman, claiming to be looking for her "lost contact lens" was seen crawling on the ground in the middle of the Pipe Band Competitors.

This blonde haired woman has been spotted looking for the same contact lens during the last 3 years of Scottish Games and has been officilly labeled a "Kilt Hound" or "Kilt Lifter". She once again had to be reminded that if she were trully looking for a "fallen" contact, once must look down and not up, "kilt ward".

The woman, only known to authorities as DrDevience, claimed to be doing a research article on the aero-dymanics of kilts, and was only conducting "scientific research" for a website that she frequents.

http://www.epinions.com/user-drdevience

Upon viewing the "Doc" profile, you can see what type of person we are dealing with. Unfortunately this woman was not caught on camera lifting any kilts at this years games,
however, has been photographed at so called "meet and greets" trying to sneak a peek.

http://www.geocities.com/bunny11555/NedisPics.html

Competitors have claimed they have seen this same woman feigning fainting spells at the different competitions held at the Scottish Games, and upon going to her assistance they would observe a broad smile upon face. What could she have seen while these kilt clad competitors came running to her assistance ????

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of this individual should report it to www.KILTFETISH.com

If you'd like to take part in this write off, please visit iluvbirds for complete rules:

http://www.epinions.com/content_4064452740

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