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Nothing Personal... (Reply to this comment)
by jeffs320
I have a question of my own - how many people who are bashing President Bush have ever set foot in Iraq or Afghanistan? That is the one question that offended me was what are his daughters doing for their country - does it matter? They have the choice to serve or not, just like I did, and if they choose not to then that is up to them.
And just as a disclaimer here, I spent a year in Afghanistan and am now in Iraq, so I have a little bit of an idea what I am talking about. Just because some of us do volunteer to serve our country does not mean that we will hold it against anyone who doesn't - no one asked me to volunteer to join the Army, that is the whole point of a volunteer Army.
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Sep 26 '06
2:30 pm PDT
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Re: I've Voted For Him--Twice!!! (Reply to this comment)
by Chriss1977
Why?
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Mar 27 '05
8:56 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
I hope this was in the same spirit of irony as the comment that inspired that it...
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Feb 28 '05
5:57 am PST
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I hope... (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
every voter out there reads this before the election.
Go Kerry!
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Jan 26 '05
3:47 pm PST
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I've Voted For Him--Twice!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
But I think that he ought to answer the questions!
Peace!
AJ :o)
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Jan 14 '05
9:10 am PST
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Nice job and besides... (Reply to this comment)
by wrestler
About question 18 : Who cares about the date ? Just imagine : He killed some while DUI heading to Fahrenheit 9/11 while his date has menstrual effluvia. Ouch ! And they're going to re-elect this guy. Ouch ! and nice job again.
Wrestler
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Oct 26 '04
10:41 am PDT
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answers (Reply to this comment)
by zenhues
1. whitehouse, un, congress, applebees, menudo. during the last 4 years.
2. join coalition of willing
3. saving it for next round of tax cuts
4. if kerry wins, a pre-emptive civil war in december
5. eliminate minimum wage to create jobs
6. "brazilia crossed with trenton"
7. sanctity of life, wwjd, voter mobilization
8. "i have met with the pope, he likes me"
9. patriot act II and III, safer america
10. they fight, for your right, to paaaaaaaaarty
11. certainty
12. chicken soup for the soul, cat in the hat
13. that sounds like one of those exxagerations
14. bringing honor to the whitehouse again, no regrets
15. thinking
16. no--too hard
17. bird turgling
18. d: saramago l: paris p: rusty trombone fp: black shoes/brown belt dfp: forking
19. i like big butts and i cannot lie
20. no, but i like him!
good to see you. i am rusty.
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Oct 20 '04
3:45 am PDT
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The B-I-B-L-E... (Reply to this comment)
by Stairway2Drew
See, the Bible is the PERFECT tool to use to denigrate Bush, simply for the fact that he IS (or, rather, claims to be) a God-fearing man. It strikes a blow for that select group of Christians that DOESN'T want to be lumped in with him.
Drew
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Oct 13 '04
11:33 am PDT
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Re: If I were W (Reply to this comment)
by millinocket
Oh, no. Spooning Noam Chomsky at a Wiccan potluck is a much better photo op. It would really appeal to his core voters, don't you think?
I think W would answer each and every one of these questions. And happily. Unfortunately, his answer would be "strong leader! strong leader!" Every time. I guess that would give a clue to his test scores, though.
Sue
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Oct 13 '04
11:01 am PDT
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I might cry... (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Lobstergirl! How are you, sista friend? Alas, he will never answer any of our questions, and people continue to believe his lies. It's terrifying. Thank you for writing this. It's brilliant.
Cheers,
Becky
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Oct 13 '04
9:09 am PDT
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If I were W (Reply to this comment)
by prfstars
I'd suck Barack Obama's long, graceful finger at a Wiccan potluck.
Good job on these, LG. They're a lot more relevant than anything he's been asked so far.
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Oct 13 '04
7:16 am PDT
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Yes (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
So glad I found this since I no longer get notifications. All of your reviews are great, but this one is a humdinger. I loved every
sardonic word of it - and I wish I had thought of asking him those questions.
Virginia
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Oct 12 '04
8:44 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by jazzbocrow
As if they were eggs carefully protected."
I do not denigrate this man, just as surely as there will be eggs in New York tomorrow morning.
What is this? Some kind of subliminal plug for stem-cell research?
You are sick, lady. And I can tell by your picture that you are just a dried up old hag without any eggs of your own and that's why you are obsessed with this egg research stuff.
Remember the words of Jeremiah (17:11) -- he had some wise words about eggs too, you know:
As the partridge sitteth on eggs, and hatcheth them not; so he that getteth riches, and not by right, shall leave them in the midst of his days, and at his end shall be a fool.
And I agree with McCritic. You are rude and we should all just get along.
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Oct 12 '04
12:24 pm PDT
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Oh I jes luvs me a write-off . . . (Reply to this comment)
by ed_grover
'specially the 20 querstions kind. How do I join this here un? Nice to see you back pulling legs 'n' things Ms. LG.
Ed
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Oct 12 '04
9:26 am PDT
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RU (Reply to this comment)
by Stephen_Murray
trying to imply that our president might have made a mistake since the election was stolen for him? Didn't you hear the Annointed One repeat "Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time" 3 times as if it were a lunatic's ravings? Or the pale version of Darth Vader urge the pious to go to factcheck.com?
Is there oil on the isle of Hispaniola? He might be able to find Venezuela on an unmarked map, but I'm not sure he'd know which hemisphere to look for Hispaniola in. (You're betting his answer would be "Spain and Italy", right?)
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Oct 12 '04
9:17 am PDT
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Rubber Stampers R Us (Reply to this comment)
by sundogg99
Timely, appropriate, intelligent, provocative.
'Bout effing time you wrote something like this.
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Oct 12 '04
9:03 am PDT
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Man, do I wish he had to answer these! (Reply to this comment)
by mike.holmes
Wouldn't that be a hoot to hear and see. His grimaces alone might make his face freeze. Thanks for the wonderful questions.
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Oct 12 '04
8:59 am PDT
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Enjoyed this.... (Reply to this comment)
by gaelkm
....very thought-provoking questions for ANYONE.
~gael
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Oct 12 '04
8:24 am PDT
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Huh. (Reply to this comment)
by serc
Well, whatever you do... don't forget Poland. W. doesn't like it when you do that.
-Sara R-C
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Oct 12 '04
7:07 am PDT
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Loves it! (Reply to this comment)
by jennifernorth
Sweety! I am so proud to be the 10th person to rubberstamp this!
xox
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Oct 12 '04
2:20 am PDT
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Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Hidden is "mcritic200." He has laid silent farts on several of my recent postings; only the lord Jim and his chariots of virgins can surmise the motivations for his behavior, praise Allah.
That aside, let's all do a backflip and cartwheel: Lobstergirl lives. My works and days have been duller for your absence, and as always after your absences, I invite you over for a mint julip:
http://www.epinions.com/content_4109869188
As for the date, I'd go for spooning Sontag at the zoo. I have no idea what an Algerian kiss is. Sounds "exotic".
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Oct 11 '04
11:32 pm PDT
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by lemon_lime
I'd just like to say that none of these questions remain relevant in light of my dazzling proclamation that John Kerry is a Flip-Flopper!
Heh heh. Checkmate!
Your Buddy,
Dubya
PS: Want some wood?
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Oct 11 '04
11:26 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Karl Rove? Is that you? Karen Hughes? Guys, I am a HUGE fan.
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Oct 11 '04
9:50 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Thank you for throwing me a bone.
I think we both know he goes to bed in the flight suit.
Do you think he kept the cheerleading outfits?
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Oct 11 '04
9:48 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by theficionado
...or maybe it's just her. Never mind.
theficionado
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Oct 11 '04
9:46 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I really don't appreciate your misuse of the bible to denigrate a godfearing man like our President. Maybe if we all took religion a little more seriously the world would not have all these big problems.
Allah Akhbar!
Lady,
"Most surely you will taste the painful punishment.
And you shall not be rewarded except (for) what you did.
Save the servants of Allah, the purified ones.
For them is a known sustenance,
Fruits, and they shall be highly honored,
In gardens of pleasure,
On thrones, facing each other.
A bowl shall be made to go round them from water running out of springs,
White, delicious to those who drink.
There shall be no trouble in it, nor shall they be exhausted therewith.
And with them shall be those who restrain the eyes, having beautiful eyes;
As if they were eggs carefully protected."
I do not denigrate this man, just as surely as there will be eggs in New York tomorrow morning.
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Oct 11 '04
9:44 pm PDT
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Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by theficionado
There's been a person lately just hiding around the new reviews section who has been rating a "non-helpful" to anything that may portray Mr. Bush in any sort of negative light. He struck my Control Room review just last week. Odd, how quickly he strikes... some sort of conspiracy mayhap?
Anyway, brilliant and entertaining work here.
theficionado
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Oct 11 '04
9:42 pm PDT
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Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by kellydeal
Oh, the brilliance!
It's about f*cking time, lady.
p.s. I'd ask you to add, "Did you keep the flightsuit?" But you know he did. Totally.
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Oct 11 '04
9:29 pm PDT
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Re: Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by jazzbocrow
I really don't appreciate your misuse of the bible to denigrate a godfearing man like our President. Maybe if we all took religion a little more seriously the world would not have all these big problems.
Allah Akhbar!
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Oct 11 '04
9:15 pm PDT
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Oh, Hidden! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I have missed thee. Why shroudest thee thy face?
For "they turn the needy out of the way:
the poor of the earth hide themselves together.
Behold, as wild asses in the desert,
go they forth to their work;
rising betimes for a prey...."
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Oct 11 '04
9:11 pm PDT
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