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Kerry, What's With The Long Face?

Nov 04 '04 (Updated Nov 09 '04)

The Bottom Line Send Kerry and Bubba Gump back as the shrimp boat Captain.

We can all sleep safely and snug in our beds for the next four years. We have reelected a man that has great leadership qualities, a man who is not afraid to ignore the filthy French, a man that will put his efforts toward finding terrorists before they find us, a man that does not make decisions based upon how popular they are, a man that is not a long faced frankenhippie- pinko, flip-flopping, career politician idiot – that marries a creepy woman for money and to further his political power.

I am a democrat – I share all of the views that John Kerry claims to have. I believe taxes should be higher for the filthy rich, I’m for stem cell research, a women’s right to choose and less God stuff in decision making - with full rights for gays. Although it is more important to me right now to have a true leader. I want to be able to trust the core of the man’s heart, honesty, trustworthy and firm decision-making. We need leadership and I’m willing to pay for it if necessary. I don’t want to vote for a guy that Bin Laden speaks out for days before the election. Trust me, even if you don’t understand how important this election was, take comfort that the right man is in office. Bin Laden was not speaking out to warn us for our best benefit, because he was afraid what he might be forced to do to us. He was speaking out in his best benefit, to save his stinky as.s. The filthy terrorists are all understanding that they can't keep up at this pace for four more years.

The only thing that scares me more than the thought of how close we came to electing this dope-head, Kerry is how close we came to Howard Dean being in his place. John Kerry has jumped on the popular bandwagon since the 1960’s. This guy has not had an original thought since the day he threw his war-medals to the ground in protest. This also goes for Edwards. This Edwards was on the record saying that John Kerry is “no better than Bush” just months before becoming his running mate on the flip-flop ballot.

The balls on these two guys together are no larger than the pretzel that was lodged in Bush’s throat. Good riddance to these two political puppets, I hope their careers go down like the titanic and they start smoking crack rocks with Marion Berry. How dare this Kerry try to scam his way to the presidency using his Ketchup money and mop-headed long face!

It is a documented fact that George W. Bush is much more intelligent than Kerry could ever dream to be – I.Q tests have proven that. Yet this dope attempts underground campaigns around how much smarter he is than the sitting President. The fact that Bush has spent his life speaking plainly has confused many into believing that he is not intelligent – the fact that he at one time did not know who the president of Tajikistan was - does not make him dumb. I think it would be a bad sign if he did know a ton of worthless information like that. What kind of real American wastes his time with a bunch of third world monkey-brained countries anyhow?

I would also like to mention that fatso Michael Moore was so wrong to release his propaganda hype nonsense video. He should be shipped off to France to live with the rest of the slobs that like to take advantage of the spoils of war – yet wear the badge of a peace-loving butterfly – while their pockets get fatter and fatter. Please God; make this Michael Moore Super-Size it until he drops dead right onto his fat face.

I completely understand that Iraq is not going well – I do wish those telli-muck-mucks would stop blowing people up – let the stability begin so we can get the hell out of there. But Kerry and Edwards were staunch supporters for going to war, Edwards was very vocal about how confident he was sending troops to Iraq – given what we knew then a lot of people were all for removing Sadam. But only the cowards try to spin their position with the benefit of hindsight.

The voters have proven that we have confidence in our President. And for those of you that make jokes about George W. Bush – go join the wimpo actors and actresses that pretend to hate the United States but just happen to love Hollywood and the money that pours into their bank accounts – No Americans are pro-war – and who ever believes that is a moron – but you are far too naive if you think that we can defend ourselves from these extremist towel-head bombers with flowers, world opinion and John (pinko) Kerry. If you consider yourself an American it is now time to support your president - he won the election by 3,500,000 votes. This partisan crapola is getting far too old. It’s time that all of the idealistic butterflies join the real world and start contributing a positive attitude to the country that allows you to be the spoiled poontang that you are now. At the very least keep an optimistic mindset about the next four years. If you can't do that you should consider moving out!!


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by nchoward

The military definitely let out a sigh of relief the morning after. I think my whole headquarters was crowded into a small room to watch Kerry concede ...

I actually had a guy that came up to me that day and told me that he had paperwork drawn up to resign his commission if Kerry won the election.

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