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The Giant BirdNov 12 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line This is a small look into the future, so kids know the concequences of violence and littering.
The Giant Bird sat in a tree. It watched for exactly 1000 years, mankind hunting it's type. Sometimes for food, sometimes for fun and sometimes for clothing. This made a tear trickle down the Giant Birds feathery face. The Giant Bird was so mad. This was wrong. Suddenly he heard his masters wise words of wisdom. " You mother f*cking giant bird. Kill the stupid b*tches. Kill the stupid b*tches". His master had told him that 3000 years ago, when the dinosaurs had killed his people. He didn't want too, but he ended up killing the dinosaurs. Now, he must do his bidding, and kill the humans... The Giant Bird needed help to opress the human race. as little Jimmy Warner passed by he heard a voice. "b*tches" it said. Jimmy turner up and looked at the tree. "Hey, get me a gun" said the bird. Jimmy went to the city, bought a gun and gave the bird the gun. "Thanks you living b*tch, or should I say dead B*tch!" yelled the giant bird. he shot Jimmy 1320 times in the kidneys. 4 Months Later I'm writing this from inside Londen. I'm the last man alive. The giant birds killed everyone else. I must repopulate the earth. I'll have to mate with the animals and give birth to animal/human babies. I think I'll mate with a bear, so the next race will be powerful enough to fight the bird. Last time i tried to sex one, it bit my wee wee. It hurt, but I have to do it for my country...my city...my world...my race. Now it's injured, but it's still working. I must keep it alive, so it can repopulate the earth. Huh...Oh my. It's the bird. It's coming. Sh!t, I need to put my groin in a safe or something. I must take it off and put it in this safe. O.k., wheres a knife. Oh sh!t, the birds coming. here goes nothing...ow. That hurt, but it wasn't too bad. Yes, I got it in the box. AAAAAHH! The birds coming. Maybe I can get away. AAAAAHHHH! It's ripping the inside of my buttocks open. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The pain is killing. AAAH! My intestines out my *ss. AAHHHH! I'm dieing.  |
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