4 More Song Parodies Dec 14 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line Guess what...! Well, the mood finally hit me to do a few more song parodies, and so here they are. A few of these are actually posted over at amiright.com, a site where there are literally thousands of song parodies, misunderstood lyrics, and who knows what else! Anyway, here we go... Original Song: "Harder To Breathe" by Maroon 5 My Version: "Harder To Pee (Ode To John Coffey)" Inspired by the book and movie, Stephen King's "The Green Mile" How dare you say that my decision just gives you the chills The doctor's only gonna put me on some sulfa pills I have a tendency to urinate with such a shrill So watch your step 'cause if I do, your day is all downhill I drain me dry and you have no idea how it feels And when I'm done, like Mr. Jingles I just wanna squeal It burns like heck and this infection doesn't wanna yeild I'm fit to funkin' wet the ground on which I plant my heels When the old bladder's full And I got to take me a leak Feel that burning sensation and Those razor blades exit me Like a little girl cries, I do From this pain, I'll never be free Can I have some more Coffey 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to pee Can you pour some more Coffey 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to pee What this is doing is screwing my sex life up, that's all It didn't help when Wild Bill kicked me right in the balls Straight to the ground, my blazing body it did fall Hoping that Percy someday would answer duty's call When it gets cold outside A full bladder's much worse to me I understand if you think my thoughts Are weird for a death row employee Got halfway to the outhouse once But I fell straight down to my knees Can I have some more Coffey 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to pee Can you pour some more Coffey 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to pee Does it kill Does it wrack And can he take it back Well he touched me with all the control Then he coughed And he spit All those bugs had a fit And they faded, so nobody told What did he do to me? I thought I'd better go see So I stepped in the bathroom And I pulled out Mr. Wee Wee Now there's only one problem here And that problem just seems to be Everytime that I touch it It's getting harder and harder to pee Is Mae West really out there 'Cause it's getting harder and harder to pee Original Song: "Unwell" by matchbox twenty My Version: "Undelled" Easily the worst of this bunch..! All day staring at the monitor making Friends with letters on a screen All night waiting for the page to load And I should get some sleep But my computer's so darn slow Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for the Next page But I don't know when I'm not crazy, I'm just a little undelled I know right now this is hell I stay a while, another minute or three Frustrated, you see I'm not crazy, it's my PC that's impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough, we will get through this link Oh how I wish to be Talking to myself in curses Dodging pop-ups all the way I know There's twenty six damn viruses They're draggin' this machine And I think I ruptured my spleen For nothin' Bogged down Crashing straight into the wreckage Patience? Well I don't know why I'm not crazy, I'm just a little undelled I know, this ain't a slow spell It's always like this And I think it stinks Like that song by Pink I'm not crazy, I'm just a holding my breath I know this thing is near death My thirty seconds cut another cent From that ad owner's rent I've been surfing in my sleep Pretty soon they'll come to fire me Yeah they're docking me, oh nooo I'm not crazy, I'm just a little undelled Feels like I'm in a jail cell But I insist, you guys It's not my fault That I'm stuck at a halt I'm not stupid, I'm just a little too broke That's what You get when you smoke But stay a while, perhaps til 3AM When my eyes start to dim Original Song: "Talking In Your Sleep" by The Romantics My Version: "Farting In Your Sleep" My sister and I have toyed with this one for years and years... When you close your eyes and go to sleep And it's down to the smell of your little freeps I can catch the whiff of what you ate all day When you open up your crack And all I can do is pray You tell me you had apple pie You tell me you had french fries You tell me you had pork rinds But I know what you ate 'Cause I smell it when you detonate I smell exactly what you eat When you're fartin' in your sleep I smell exactly what you eat When you're fartin' in your sleep When I hold you in my arms at night Don't you know I always feel a sense of fright And all of those foods that ferment inside Are threatening to give you A raw backside You tell me you had fruitcake You tell me you had peppered hake You tell me it was all baked But I know that you're wrong 'Cause your farts are seven seconds long I smell exactly what you eat When you're fartin' in your sleep I smell exactly what you eat When you're fartin' in your sleep When you close your eyes and you fall asleep Everything in your diet is a mystery Original Song: "The Remedy" by Jason Mraz My Version: "The Final Fantasy II Song" An ode to the video game Final Fantasy II (also known as Final Fantasy IV in Japan). The rhythm of this song is just impossible! But when I thought of the first four or five lines, I knew I had to finish it, hell or high water. Well I saw Fire 3 yeah she burned it She's a little black mage And I guess she just learned it She was born then her mother would die Hair was green And Edge was always makin' a scene Yeah somethin' in the tower Caused a big meteor shower Just a bit-o Tellah's power And he wilted like a flower It was over, take an airship flee And if you've gotten poisoned, Cid's got a remedy The remedy's to build experience 'Cause it's a dangerous old world out there I say you never should take Kain too serious 'Cause he'll be good then bad, who knows for sure I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend The night with five peeps in the same bed So cast a Life on all of your friends And with luck, you'll get to Golbez in the end I won't hurry this quest away I won't hurry this quest away I heard two men talkin' in the next room The King and Baigan just discussing my doom Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack They were counting down the crystals But they didn't know I won't be back after this It's unavoidable, Miss Rosa baby maybe we're sure to break free this catastrophe Dance with me And if they give you poison I got the remedy The remedy, it costs a thousand gil, But it'll stop your status ailment quick I say you'll never see a Yang without a kick But Edward hides away 'cause he's just sick I say the tragedy is how I'm gonna find My brother's been kickin' my behind So I'm relyin' on all of my friends When it all goes down with Zemus in the end I won't hurry this quest away I won't hurry this quest away When the walls close on in, a chill in your bone There's no need to worry when the twins turn into stone You can turn off the game but you're still gonna know There's more to the show 'Cause the Remedy, you're gonna need it bad When you get sleeped or silenced don't get mad I say you're gonna ride, a whale to the moon And you'll be meeting up with Golbez soon I say the weapons you will find are pretty strong The rest of your quest won't be too long So cast the Nuke and Meteo then You'll be flyin' home to Baron in the end I won't hurry this quest away I won't hurry this quest away I won't, I won't, I won't I won't hurry this quest away

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