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Things I hate!

Mar 12 '05

The Bottom Line It's an annoying world I tellz ya!

I hate dropping my cell phone into the toilet!
I hate when someone farts in the car in the middle of winter with the heat going and it's too cold to open a window!

I REALLY hate riding on a bus with a load of people and some rude prick cuts a mean fart and you're stuck having to breath in some strangers rectal emmissions!

I hate having to have my car checked every too years to make sure I'm not polluting the environment.

I hate when I can't get the cap off of a tube of super glue because it got glued to itself

I hate that because I look like a punk/biker chick people assume I'm a druggy so when going through Canadian customs I get basically strip searched every freakin' time!

I hate when my cell phone rings because I hate getting stuck chatting for an hour with anyone.

I hate when you feel like you need to cut a fart and you crap your pants instead.

I hate when I'm in a line at a store and every person in front of me is writing a freakin' check!

I hate when they ask me for ID when I want to buy alcohol!

I hate when guys wear nasty stinky cologne (like Drakkar Noir) in such large quantities that it seems like they maranated themselves with it!

I hate when fat disgusting smelly guys hit on me at the bar.

I hate when balf fat old guys with no teeth, bad breath and an incredible stench of B.O. thinks I'd even consider dating them!

I hate when totally hot guys think that because they're hot that I'd find it an honor to sleep with them.

I hate preppy Britney Spears wannabe's who think they're punks because they listen to Avril Latrine.

I hate when people think her music is punk when it's actually gay elevator music.

I hate when people think because a person wears black that they are "automatically goth"

I hate when people think that because they wear all black that they're automatically goth.

I hate white people who dress act and talk like they're from "da ghetto"

I hate white rappers

I hate ALL rappers

I hate when people think rap is actually music. It's more like a bunch of morons beating on garbage cans

Ok,, now you know what I hate,, deal with it :P

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