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Children's Petting Zoo Safety Tips
by stockholder | Apr 06 '05
The zoo remains open for all Epinions.com members that have at least three positive reviews and $5.

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I just got to read this "Safety Alert" (Reply to this comment)
by popsrocks
You are one wonderful man for spreading this alert and closing your very own special zoo.

Good to see you.

Phil
Sep 29 '05
9:04 pm PDT

I've missed my hot daddy. (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
I'd pet your sexy patch anyday. I could get more graphic and perhaps gross by stating I'd lick it, but I would never do that...I'm still a lady you know.

XOXO's X's a million
MissElaineious
Apr 28 '05
5:10 pm PDT

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by munkus
Oh, by the way, the hair above your butt is called The Welcome Mat. It could be WelcomeMatLand. There may be monorail.
Apr 27 '05
5:32 am PDT

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by munkus
That whirring sound you may be able to hear on the other side of the Pacific Ocean is in fact my head, spinning.

Screw it, I'm cancelling my holiday to Paris and coming to the Stockholder Zoo. The hairiest place on earth.
Apr 27 '05
5:31 am PDT

Your short bio (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
If you want more shots of Lily, the big winner of the genetic crapshoot, then Google some European model, actress or something by the name of Hunzinger, Hunsucker or whoever the hell for more pics that he, that is, "Lily" had swiped according to the sleuths who broke the case.

But you were probably too busy with the zoo when it all went down a few months ago. It was quite the scene, and Epinions may never be the same again.
Apr 07 '05
4:16 pm PDT

who knew (Reply to this comment)
by ned1
the reason I hadn't heard from you in so long was because you were so busy running this fabulous attraction.

had I known, I would have tossed my five bucks in to pet the creature

nancy
Apr 07 '05
6:05 am PDT

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by jankp
Oh gosh how funny and great hearing from you. Do you realize you wrote affection for affliction or was it supposed to be infection?

Jan
Apr 07 '05
12:24 am PDT

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by pranapana
$5?! I only charge $3 for my petting zoo, and sometimes it's even free.

Sh*t, time to get with inflation,
Renee - now $6 a pet (well, it is clean)
Apr 06 '05
8:21 pm PDT

That's a sad tale (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
But I'll bet when your harem finds out you posted a new review, you'll be besieged by young, nubile women wanting to pet the furry creature.

Good to hear from you again Stocky.

Hags
Apr 06 '05
7:27 pm PDT