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Drawn Together (2005) Created by Dave Jeser and Matthew Silverstein.

This is without a doubt one of the most offensive, degrading, sleazy, ignorant, hateful, stereotyping shows ever created. I love it.

With wicked wit, and the sly subtlety of Gallagher’s Sledge-o-matic, Drawn Together insults Women, Men, Blacks, Asians, Gays, Fat People, the Elderly, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Mormons, Catholics, Prostitutes, and Mall Security Men. No group is singled out more than any other; there is plenty of ridicule to go around.

Best (or worst) of all, this volume is uncensored! So you too can thrill to hearing a pig swear, and seeing cartoon men drawn anatomically correct, as well as Together.

And trust me, the anatomical is the only thing about this show that is correct!

The Usual Suspects
Adam Carolla ... Spanky Ham. If ever there was a man destined to play a relentlessly crude pig, Adam is it.
Jess Harnell ... Captain Hero Slightly gayer than Xandir.
Abbey McBride ... Ling-Ling: Picachu, I choose to trade in my Pokemon cards for a chance at getting laid.
Jack Plotnick ... Xandir P Whifflebottom. Gay Vidiot linked to a famous Video Game.
James Arnold Taylor ... Wooldoor Sockbat. It’s a sponge.
Tara Strong ... Princess Clara / Toot Braunstein. Disney meets the Moral Majority/ Super size me joke who cuts herself.
Cree Summer…Foxxy Love Mystery Solving musician and braless wonder.



Episode 1: The One Wherin There Is a Big Twist: Part 2
Original Air Date: 19 October 2005
The housemates, full of their own importance, think they are celebrities. A return to their old lives gives them a heaping dose of reality.

Episode 2: Foxxy vs. The Board of Education
Original Air Date: 26 October 2005
Spanky and Xandir decide to get gay-married for the gay-insurance, while Foxxy tries to get her detective's license, but first she must pass the SAT.


Episode 3: Little Orphan Hero
Original Air Date: 16 September 2005
Captain Hero discovers that his home world Zebulon wasn't really destroyed. Could it be that his parents are still alive? It’s every orphan’s dream, and an excellent lesson in being careful what you wish for.


Episode 4: Captain Hero's Marriage Pact
Original Air Date: 9 November 2005
Captain Hero gets a visit from an old girl friend, Unusually Flexible Girl, whose powers allow her to be unusually clingy. Meanwhile Foxxy decides to reunite her old band, the Foxxy Five.


Episode 5: Clum Babies
Original Air Date: 16 November 2005
Wooldoor and Clara take on two conservative hot buttons, Masturbation and Stem Cells. The Veggie Tales guest, and Ling-Ling finds himself in an arranged battle, and discovers that sublimation of sex into violence is not all it’s cracked up to be.


Episode 6: Ghosteses in the Slot Machine
Original Air Date: 30 November 2005
The Housemates find their house is built on and Indian Burial ground. So what happens next? The Ghosts open a casino, and Hero bets on himself…to loose. Also, Clara takes up stripping to win her father’s approval…yeah, I know, it’s bad.


Episode 7: Super Nanny
Original Air Date: 7 December 2005
Captain Hero meets his match, Super Nanny, while Ling-Ling undergoes a racial transformation to get his driver's license.

Episode 8: Terms of Endearment
Original Air Date: 26 January 2006
Uh! "Tumor"? "Racism"? Dr. Wooldoor, are you just making up words again, like "morbid obesity" and "adult onset diabetes"? Toot Braunstein.
Foxxy gets a brain tumor from Hero's X-ray vision (and you know you would abuse it too), and turns into a racial stereotype…more than normal. And someone wants to rub her out. Actually a very excellent and insightful view into the problem of revisionist history.

Episode 9: Captain Girl
Original Air Date: 1 February 2006
Wooldoor finally gets to live his dream of being Captain Hero’s sidekick after Captain Girl is killed off. Also, Toot has a baby from Nicaragua.

Episode 10: A Tale of Two Cows
Original Air Date: 8 February 2006
Wooldoor gets a live-action cow as a pet, until the other housemates found out. Also, Toot gets a mercy…um, Toot finds out how to get Xandir to be her date to her Fat Camp Reunion.

Episode 11: Tim and Xandir, Sitting in a Tree...
Original Air Date: 15 February 2006
Captain Hero takes a walk on the Wild Side. Can Xandir survive his experimentation? The Gayest episode yet. The rest of the house takes on Entertainment Weekly to keep out of the other plotlines way.

Episode 12: The Lemon AIDS Walk
Original Air Date: 22 February 2006
Hero tries to find a sport he can do. The AIDS walk provides him with a great opportunity…for mayhem. Wooldoor, meanwhile, lives through institutionalization.

Episode 13: A Very Special Drawn Together After School Special
Original Air Date: 1 March 2006
Xandir decides he needs to come out to his parents. The housemates help him role play the possible out comes, and kind of get lost in the roles…. Which explains, sort of, how Toot ended up violating Clara.

Episode 14: Alzheimer's That Ends Well
Original Air Date: 8 March 2006
Since Toot is a 20’s cartoon, the Housemates figure she is at least in her 80’s therefore must be senile, and belongs in a nursing home. Clara, meanwhile, decides to rid herself of the Octopussoir. A poke at surgical addiction. Ouch!

Episode 15: The Drawn Together Clip Show
Original Air Date: 15 March 2006
Every lame character is revisited while the Jew Producer decides who wins the prize…remember this is a reality show. The real winner of course is the viewer.

This show is the cheap beer and pork rinds of Television. It is a guilty pleasure. Guilty, yes. But still, a pleasure.

Why stop at one?

All Together Now!  Drawn Together.

Drawn Together Season One
Drawn Together Season Two
Drawn Together Season Three
Drawn Together Movie: The Movie


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Recommended: Yes

Viewing Format: DVD
Video Occasion: Fit for Friday Evening
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age