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Here, have a big steaming bowl of shut the fuck upMay 07 '05 (Updated Jul 03 '07) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Invoking and using the First Amendment in order to advocate more usage of the Fifth Amendment. What a para{dox}sitical, hypocritical conundrum it is. Indeed. And now for something different...
A long time ago, a bunch of guys in funny geometrical hats, sporting frilly fashion statements including rudimentary, sissyque pantyhose and shoes with buckles in lieu of laces, decided to legislatively ensure free speech of both the vocal chords and the press along with the liberty to gather en masse with whomever one chooses for whatever reason{s} regardless of outside opinions, desires and actions to stifle said gatherings and certain compressions and expansions of air molecules {and the literary equivalents in text} within certain wavelengths and vibrations that evoke particular mental imageries and emotions in any listeners. And it was good. So mote it be. The rest was History and lots of heated arguments plus Country Muzak. However, there is a flipside to that liberty coin those noble gentry sweating to death under the midsummer sun had also wisely considered: the right to remain silent AKA The Fifth Amendment. And most everyone went on to continually disregard that underachieving sibling of the Rights Family to this day unless the handcuffs or a subpeona from the Authorities came to facilitate a most distressing visit to the local hoosegow and/or courtroom. Why, it's become so bad, this collective oversight on our collective behalf, the cops have to continually remind people of that right listed fifth down and four away from the first right on our sacred column of liberties - and it's an inescapable part of the officers' duties to point it out, too. And boy, do people really shut up during such situations and friendly reminders like clams, beards or no beards. Silence. Blessed silence. In a world full of six-billion yammering, mutated super-apes who have some kind of opinion {including mwa of course} on almost every damned thing under Sol, with gibbering and blathering for all... Amen. "Silence is golden" indeed. More crickets, surfsounds, and wind through the leaves and less neurotic, egomaniacal babbling, please. But then again, what can you do? How about nothing? Yes! We can all do that if required, no problemo. Too easy yet so elusive and yet not so easy after all for some perplexing bizarro reason that's absolute murder on the self-esteem sometimes. What a conundrum. What a species we belong to. Gawd, we suck and egg. Now shut the fuck up and think about THAT for a moment. I'd elaborate more on the subject, but I no longer care to; and neither should you because enough is enough already. Anyways, here's an alphabetical list of slurs - before I bid adieu and hopefully cease your detest - to further enhance your First Amendment Freedom Vocabulary when the age-old battle against the Urge results once again in humiliating, abject defeat and undesirable peace treaties: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs {A separate list of sexist slurs are just a click away. Find 'em yourself} May telepathy never be actualized in the near or far-flung future of the species, OCF  |
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