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Perhaps, I was too hasty... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...when my response was to make those rich, African gentlemen disappear with a couple of clicks of my mouse!
Guess you'll have enough money to buy (almost) all of the room deodorant that you need!
Cheers!
AJ :-)
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Dec 10 '05
5:33 pm PST
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Horse, (Reply to this comment)
by colonialpara
just re-read this and had to wonder, somewhat aloud.
Now, I have a question.
Have you seen sunlight lately?
heh, heh
Paul
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Jul 01 '05
4:47 pm PDT
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Hee hee! (Reply to this comment)
by sibhreach
That gave me the grin I needed this morning....
Thank you. :)
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May 20 '05
7:54 am PDT
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Incredible! (Reply to this comment)
by gaelkm
"Plus I'm currently conducting business with 14 different African business men who needed my assistance in gaining access to large sums of money stored in various Swiss banks."
You too? Wow, I thought I was the ONLY one they'd contacted! This was hilarious! The Burger King, flatulence stuff was great...thanks for making me laugh.
~gael
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May 19 '05
3:51 pm PDT
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Re: Lawdy. . .Lawdy .......that picture! (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
I have...um...changed a bit, haven't I?
But physical beauty isn't everything. I just wish I could get to those ground balls like I used to.
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May 18 '05
10:53 pm PDT
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Lawdy. . .Lawdy .......that picture! (Reply to this comment)
by PPerky1954
You made me spew my tea all over the monitor. This was TOO funny. Loved it, loved it, what a wicked sense of humor! And that picture - luckily I wasn't taking a sip when I viewed it. LOL
Patricia
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May 18 '05
10:28 pm PDT
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Re: Will You Be at the DC MNG? (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Paul, too far! But I hope we get to meet at one of them, somewhere along the way.
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May 18 '05
9:08 pm PDT
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Re: Ya know... (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Come cycling with me 'n Granniemose. That'll do it.
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May 18 '05
8:35 pm PDT
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Re: Ahhhh......... (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Thanks!
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May 18 '05
8:21 pm PDT
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Re: You Are Really (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Yes, and I owe you something as well (the questions for our next get-together). I'm working on it. I assume you're still sore from cycling (and imbibing) with me. In all seriousness, I hope our young horse person is doing OK. Give her my love.
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May 17 '05
11:12 pm PDT
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Re: Horsewispr? (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
I hope we get together again before the next meet n greet!
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May 17 '05
10:59 pm PDT
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Re: hog wash! (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
You flatter me! But you do remember how I turned to say goodbye and slapped you across the face with my 8" proboscis. I'm glad the photographers missed that.
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May 17 '05
10:57 pm PDT
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Re: Number 14 (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Yes! And I'd do it again!
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May 17 '05
10:36 pm PDT
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Re: Dang it.... (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
'Cause I'm actually more clueless about the stuff I use than I like to admit. Here's my review: My horse likes Apple Wafers. Equine Senior keeps her fat in winter. All-in-One is always satisfying. That wormer...you know which one I mean...seems to work. Hamilton halters are cool. Is that stuff even on Epinions?
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May 17 '05
10:35 pm PDT
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Re: I knew someone (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
They keep messing up the penis enlargements, though. I say "hose" with hay fever and they think I say "nose." So now I look like Dickens's Fagan.
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May 17 '05
10:28 pm PDT
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Re: African businessmen (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Let's buy an island somewhere when we're both rich and sit around and discuss our guilt over being successful.
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May 17 '05
10:18 pm PDT
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Re: Ha (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Hey, I'm one of them. I already reported myself to abuse, but they didn't do anything.
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May 17 '05
10:17 pm PDT
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Will You Be at the DC MNG? (Reply to this comment)
by colonialpara
It would be nice to finally be able to meet you.
Paul Connors
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May 17 '05
7:25 am PDT
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Ya know... (Reply to this comment)
by remnjava
I HAVE gained 100 lbs since writing at Epinions! I'll be writing and rating a lot less in the future. Think that will shed the pounds?
Carol
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May 14 '05
9:41 am PDT
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Ahhhh......... (Reply to this comment)
by maggsmomm
We all love you as much today as we did yesterday or tomorrow or however that saying goes.
Youre an awesoem writer (and a fibber) and Epinions is lucky to have you-
;0 Jana
*who resembles a blob lately*
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May 13 '05
1:37 pm PDT
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You Are Really (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
incorrigible - and so darn much fun. Loved every fibbing word of it.
Grannie
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May 13 '05
12:45 pm PDT
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Horsewispr? (Reply to this comment)
by macresarf1
Flatulent?
. . . Perhaps.
A Blob?
. . . NEVER!
Enjoyed the piece.
Alex -- Macresarf1
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May 13 '05
12:23 pm PDT
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hog wash! (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
310 pound blob with a bad attitude and chronic flatulence
Sorry dear.. there are witnesses now to this lie.
Ladies? The man is an Adonis!
(unfortunately, before anyone asks, I did not get the opportunity to check out the multiple penis enhancements..)
SwooningDoc
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May 13 '05
11:14 am PDT
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Number 14 (Reply to this comment)
by jsaunt
Have you ever given up a chance to go out on the town to instead waste a perfectly good evening going for sushi with someone you would have never met if it weren't for the Teletubbies review that you wrote 5 years ago?
Glad you're still here (even if I'm hardly around).
Leslie
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May 13 '05
6:45 am PDT
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Dang it.... (Reply to this comment)
by germank106
I thought I had the exclusive on those african men with too much money.
This was funny and I really liked the questions you added.
How come there's no Horse stuff in here anyway. I have a whole tack room full of (mostly) crap I can review.
*****Audrey
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May 13 '05
5:09 am PDT
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I knew someone (Reply to this comment)
by yayapex2
was going to say that for number 4. I did have quite a few laughs.
Great Job!
- Sergio
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May 12 '05
2:48 pm PDT
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African businessmen (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Plus I'm currently conducting business with 14 different African business men who needed my assistance in gaining access to large sums of money stored in various Swiss banks.
Talk about a coincidence, I'm doing the same thing. I mean, what are the odds of that happening?
Fun review, Horse.
Hags
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May 12 '05
1:22 pm PDT
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Ha (Reply to this comment)
by MiDoyle
"...a glistening gaseous sphere, your once-clear pores clogged with festering pimples and boils, your flaming hemorrhoids throbbing as uncontrollable gaseous emissions oozed forth..."
You really shouldn't make fun of the advisors and epinions drama queens like that. They will report you to abuse.
Here's hoping the Atkins or South Beach diet works for you. cheers
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May 12 '05
12:10 pm PDT
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