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Re: We are getting so confused... (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
Mobi
Your comment is too confusing. Please clarify it for me.
Chris
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Jul 12 '05
4:48 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: ______________ (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
There does seem to be traces of reality sprinkled throughout, eg Mobiprof acting no-nonsense like, Jack talking about sex every opportunity, and no-one really listening to you. That's all "grounded in reality".
It's as factual as you're going to get. Things are going to get a little silly in part 3 though. And by silly I mean I'm going to be typing up any old sh7#105t just to get this fecking thing over and done with. More than usual
Because we all know there's about as much chance of Mike being Canadian as there is of you being Irish.
Aye, or you actually making any sense.
You mean there's gambling going on here? Why did no-one tell me beforehand? Where do I place my bets?
Just wire the money to me and I'll place the money on for you. Go on, you can trust Crispy.
At this stage, I'd guess not even you. Which doesn't leave a lot of hope for the rest of us.
No, that's right Dean, you have no hope whatsoever.
In life, I mean.
Chris
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May 16 '05
6:13 am PDT
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Re: Re: ______________ (Reply to this comment)
by dbcint
Could happen, but that would be just weird, and as we all know I like to ground my awards ceremony firmly in reality. Ahem.
There does seem to be traces of reality sprinkled throughout, eg Mobiprof acting no-nonsense like, Jack talking about sex every opportunity, and no-one really listening to you. That's all "grounded in reality".
Oh, wait, you're being ironic. I see.
Said the blind man who didn't really see at all.
Aye. He claims many audacious things, none of which are true. Like his Candadian roots, when we all know he's an African tribesman.
Because we all know there's about as much chance of Mike being Canadian as there is of you being Irish.
I cleaned up a fortune at the bookies with that one.
You mean there's gambling going on here? Why did no-one tell me beforehand? Where do I place my bets?
He's just an evil cad that Mobiprof. Or is it really Mobiprof? Who knows?
At this stage, I'd guess not even you. Which doesn't leave a lot of hope for the rest of us.
Dean
hoping Epinions doesn't eat this comment for a second time
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May 15 '05
6:03 pm PDT
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Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa....... (Reply to this comment)
by millinocket
The Ice Queen Cometh. Notice that there are no panhandlers sitting anywhere near me either. Such is the glory of being icy cold. Though I'm not sure I like Jack having powers equal to mine. It's like he's Mister Heat Miser and I'm Ms. Freeze. Then again, I guess that's okay because I get a better hair style, all icicles - like frozen dreadlocks. It's all in the appearances at these things, sweetheart, all in the appearances.
Shame on you for making sadgit cry. Shame! Shame!!
More Crispy's please.
Sue
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May 12 '05
2:23 pm PDT
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Re: ______________ (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
You mean it was just Mobiprof? I was half expecting Nirav or Garret or whoever's in charge of this damn site these days to come out and give you an asskicking over the whole "biggest Fuckbag" fiasco.
Could happen, but that would be just weird, and as we all know I like to ground my awards ceremony firmly in reality. Ahem.
Too bad this doesn't carry on for the rest of the show. God knows you've had enough time to make it entertaining.
Third year in and you've only just realised that it ain't entertaining?
Oh, wait, you're being ironic. I see.
You're kidding me. You mean to say Mike actually claims otherwise?
Aye. He claims many audacious things, none of which are true. Like his Candadian roots, when we all know he's an African tribesman.
I see your typos are agin abundant. Surely that's supposed to read Janteloven?
Not, it's not a typo 'agin' - more irony - more me just trying to cause a bit of a stink by not giving it to the clear favourites. I cleaned up a fortune at the bookies with that one.
As if the answer isn't half-obvious. He's been wanting to sabotage these awards since their beginnings. Now we just have to wait and see if he's successful.
He's just an evil cad that Mobiprof. Or is it really Mobiprof? Who knows?
Chris
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May 11 '05
3:16 pm PDT
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______________ (Reply to this comment)
by dbcint
Crispy,
“I’m not here to audition for anything you cretin. I’m Mobiprof, and I want you to stop whoring my name out to get cheap publicity, and even cheaper laughs, for your piss poor show”
You mean it was just Mobiprof? I was half expecting Nirav or Garret or whoever's in charge of this damn site these days to come out and give you an asskicking over the whole "biggest Fuckbag" fiasco.
in the name of decency, I won’t quote exactly what was said, but suffice to say, it was objectifying in the extreme)
I presume this is simply included for those who don't know pretty much everything Jack says is objectifying.
Mercifully, by this stage the awards show is well underway again
Mercifully?
“Get on your knees and tell me what you think of my Eurhythmics review, bitch. Tell me now, motherfucker. TELL ME HOW GOOD IT IS OR I’LL FILL YOU WITH SO MUCH LEAD I’LL BE USING YOU AS A PENCIL”
Too bad this doesn't carry on for the rest of the show. God knows you've had enough time to make it entertaining.
and that I am soooooooooo better a reviewer than him.
You're kidding me. You mean to say Mike actually claims otherwise?
No, that’d be Metalluk
I see your typos are agin abundant. Surely that's supposed to read Janteloven?
So what exactly, I asked myself, is Mobiprof up to?
As if the answer isn't half-obvious. He's been wanting to sabotage these awards since their beginnings. Now we just have to wait and see if he's successful.
Dean.
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May 10 '05
5:32 pm PDT
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Re: Thanks for the award!! (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
For the record, though, I didn't say "incredible facial hair." What I said was, "I guess this makes me the undeniable fellatial heir"
Crispy hears what Crispy wants to hear. Plus, you used too many big words, and in the mind of a simple Brit, it's much easier to read what I wrote.
At least my #097rse is safe!
Yes, I'm sure it is. Fact remains, however, that you opted to shut a cork up their. Still, better a cork than a cock I guess.
As for the 27 minutes, I was understandably stalling.
And I was understandably asleep.
Well done on your first, and last, award. Cherish it. If I see it popping up on Ebay within the next couple of months, I'm going to SH every one of your reviews.
Chris
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May 10 '05
10:19 am PDT
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Thanks for the award!! (Reply to this comment)
by metalluk
For the record, though, I didn't say "incredible facial hair." What I said was, "I guess this makes me the undeniable fellatial heir" – i.e., the newcomer whose turn is due in the barrel. At least my arse is safe! As for the 27 minutes, I was understandably stalling.
By the way, wasn't MobiProf bought out by ExxoProf?
Great bash, Colonel, and very clever! You're like a mixed bucket of original recipe and extra crispies.
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May 09 '05
9:43 pm PDT
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hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
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I like the way you got all the nominees names in alfabettyi . . .alfalfabetting . . .alphabetticul . . .I like the way you got them all neat and bolded like that.
Can't wait until the whining about 'wheres the damn link..??!!' starts.
And what the hell is that dang "Mobiprof up to?"
Very nicely said.
...tom...
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May 09 '05
3:26 pm PDT
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