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Where I've been? An Ode to ComcastMay 28 '05 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line HOOK ME UP! My modem's light is blinking now; I can't seem to connect. I unplug, repair; reboot for naught, and so I call a tech. "The first appointment that I have... is in one week." he croaked. No internet for 7 days? This has to be a joke. He showed up after 7 days; he clipped and "fixed" the line. "You're good to go." he said, and left. Now it's Epinions time. It's been 30 minutes since he left; my cable light is flashing. "Why the hell can't I connect?" Was the question I kept asking. Once again I'm on the phone; I'm told my modems faulty. "I'll have to send a tech.", she says. I'm starting to get salty. It's been 2 weeks without the net; the tech-guy switches modems. It only works for half an hour; I should kick him in the scrotum. Now I'm pizzed, and on the phone; "Sir, I'll have to send a tech." "If it's not fixed this time," I yell "I'll break the next tech's neck!" In 3 more days the tech will come; he'll make the next decision. If you don't hear from me next week, I'll most likely be in prison. |
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