Da Realest Pimp In De Hizzouse.. (pimp song W/O)

Jun 06 '05    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line Keep it on da down low, y'all

Yo yo yo this is Snikizzle...

fo sho fo sho, yo

(verse 1)
You see I never pause, stretch flex and awe
Spinnin rims same number as in a deck of cards (I GOT 52's!)
These pimps ain't nothing compared to me, cause these GANGSTA SKILLS
Are never lackin build
I bake slow like a cake though I rise faster, sir
Got more chains than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
My crew be real pimps with lots of fools n' crooks
Yo' crew be nerds lookin in they schoolbooks! (OHHHH!)
You see all my h*es be pimpin too, they love me for dough
You askin me for pimpin lessons? No no no no no
Yo I will never be wack as long as I got my gat
Because I'm so phat, I hit you wit the bat!
I'm better than these soul clowns
Who else you know run upon you wit dat fo-pound!
YEEAH! Nobody can out-perfect me
Hey girl ain't no need to tell me I'm sexy (OWWW!)
I've gotten shot 48 times
So I gotta cop my 48 nines
And reload 'em in case I see my enemies
I drink Bacardi cause I need energy
You can find me tryin to Pop Bub
In da hot club or in da hot tub!
I was raised in Compton, A-Town NY & Detroit at the same time
And these haters expect me to kick lame rhymes?
Yo yo yo yo yo fo shizzle
My favorite American Idol singer is Bo Bizzle
Y'all see my new clothing line, I be wearin it now
And I love this weed, it's got me starin at clouds
And I'm drivin a Benz in the street B!
Y'all in Miami Beach, drivin a used Mitsubishi!
Hey mayn, I got this rap game stiff
I'm leavin it sweaty it connects wit my hits
I'm so fresh y'all playa hatas let me be
If you got new pimpin technolo-GY just let me see
You think this visionary; put in your contacts
What's sad is this the type of rhyme that gets rappers their contracts


BOOOOOYYYY! Now watch yo mouth!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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