My Vagina is Not Yucky
Jun 21 '05
The Bottom Line My bottom line is not yucky either. The little circle is a different matter..
My vagina is not yucky. Neither is your wife's / mother's / girlfriend's / sister's / f*ck buddy's / grandma's.
The vagina is a carefully balanced part of the body. It is, for the most part, self cleansing* and self policing. In fact, it's more than likely cleaner than the following things that get inserted in there:
1. Fingers
2. Tongues
3. Penises
4. Tampons
5. Hot Dogs**
Yes, vaginas smell – but no worse than the male equivalent after a hard day's work with no wash (trust me, the smell, let alone taste of an unwashed penis is truly gag-worthy). Nothing a little water will not cure.
And get away from that Douche. Vaginas secrete smells that contain pheromones designed to attract the opposite sex. Douches smell like "spring meadows full of flowers". What, you want to attract a lot of bees? Douches are Unhealthy*** - don't use them.
Vaginas that smell offensively bad have had their balance disrupted in some way – perhaps because of douching, the introduction of unfriendly foreign objects, too much stress, not enough liquids ... go see a doctor to correct the imbalance.
There are other ways to deal with a vagina that is overly smelly – same as the way guys can deal with "penile emissions" that are overly smelly. Watch your diet. Are you eating a lot of garlic, fish, meat, onions..? No greens to be seen anywhere? Why are you surprised? A person eating a lot of garlic should not expect his farts to smell like roses.
Woman, your vagina is connected to you. It is part of your body. Get comfortable with it, do not be embarrassed.
Being comfortable, and listening to your body is the best way to keep it working properly. Instead of thinking you are Saddam Hussein fighting (George) Bush. That way lies lots of dead, decomposing and ravaged body parts.
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Coming Next... Blood and Games
*http://nawtythings.com/vagina.html
**http://www.mymasturbation.com/female/hot-dog.htm
***http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm
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