I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty...(42ENGLISH's Beauty w/o) Jul 16 '05    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Revelation [Digipak] by Journey From $12 Machine Gun Etiquette by The Damned From $40 The Bottom Line Thing a thong of thixpence. It's been forever since I entered a write off, so, I thought whilst I finish writing up for another write off (the deadline for which was June 30th.. I think I'll be a bit late, oops), I'd enter this write off.. confused? Yeah me too. I might be crashing, but I'm sure 42ENGLISH (your hostess) won't mind :) Ok, here goes.... 1. What is your favourite perfume/cologne? I'm really fussy about smells.. particularly those which I chose to drape about my person, anything overbearing makes me nauseous. I'd have to opt for CK Be, or CK One for when I'm feeling mildly fluffy. Plus, been using both for years, since they agree with me. (Sensitive skin, ya know) 2. Do you self-tan, sunbathe or get yours from mowing the lawn? Erm, I suppose I don't really worry about having a tan, I'm rather fond of my pastiness throughout most of the year. Weather permitting, or if I'm on my jollys, then I might sun bathe. As for mowing the lawn, that is always done fully clothed, I value the respect my neighbours have for me. Plus, I think my next door neighbour might have nightmares. 3. How long does it take you to get ready to go out on the town? Depends really, but probably about 30 minutes or so. But on the whole I do spend a lot of time in the bathroom, I'm an absolute personal hygiene freak who showers / bathes at least twice a day. I just love feeling clean. Squeaky, even. 4. Where would you go out-on-the-town? Usually for a nice meal, perhaps to a bar for drinks with friends. I like to be home by a reasonable time, since at midnight I change into a turnip. 5. If you had the opportunity to have plastic surgery on one part of your body, which would it be? I'd have a tummy tuck to accentuate my boobs. I'm kidding, I like my boobs just as they are. 6. How often do you have a full body massage and by whom? Saucy. About once a week, by a 6ft strapping Swedish masseur named Sven. Well, one can dream.... 7. Do you prefer The Body Shop, Bath & Body Works or Walmart? Ok, out of those 3, we only have The Body Shop, so I'd have to say there. Not just because it's the only outlet of that type from the given choices available to me, but because they do the most delicious Strawberry Sundae lip balm in the world. In winter time, I can often be found licking my lips profusely and making "yummy" noises. People look at me funny(er). 8. How many bathing tools are in your shower/tub now? Tools? Tools? Bathing tools sounds mildly kinky, and also slightly painful. But anyway, let's see.. a nail brush, a back scrubber, one of those flouncy puffy things made of light mesh that you use with shower gel or body wash (I don't know what they're called, I simply refer to mine as the Blue Puff) Also an array of the usual things, like several toothbrushes, shaving tools and the like. 9. Which bath soap/body wash do you prefer? Well, I have very dry, sensitive skin, so first and foremost, any I choose has to contain some sort of moisturising agent. I'm currently using Inekto pure coconut body wash, which is complimented by my Cien badskum, which is dermatologiskt testad, huvänligt pH-värde. :) 10. Are you blonde, brunette or redhead and is it natural? Brunette, (although I prefer to say brown, I don't know why, brunette always makes me think of long, flowing locks) and yes it's natural. Though I have been known to have black, blond and purple hair. I've also had highlights and a maroon stripe. 11. What is your skin type? Dry as a nun's nipple. 12. Boxers, BVD’s, granny, bikini or thong? Well, since cross dressing really isn't my thing, it has to be boxers. But not baggy ones, they make me feel too loose. As for thongs, how can people wear those things?! Seriously, aren't they uncomfortable? It'd be like having cheese wire up your butt crack all day. I've asked people before, and all they say is "But they look better". Fair enough, but I can't say I go around flashing my underwear at people. PS what are BVDs? 13. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the most? I really couldn't say.. but I can tell you that nice eyes and a cute smile attracts me to the same sex. 14. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the least? Smelly feet (that applies to both sexes) 15. What do you consider to be your best physical asset? Ummmm, I don't know really. I have a nice butt for my age, and a good smile. Well that was quick and easy. Sorry it was a bit lame. I'm not at my best, bloody pox everywhere (chicken, not small) Thanks to Julie for hosting. If you would also like to take part in this enquiry into your personal pampering, go here

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