UNISEX BEAUTY WRITE-OFF! – JAGUARDOG’S STRANGE & SILLY ENTRY
Jul 20 '05
The Bottom Line And they say Beauty is only skin deep? Thanks Julie - 42ENGLISH for the personal invite to your
"Unisex Beauty Write-Off".
First off to answer your question Julie no you did NOT do a Great Job with your questions, you did a FANTASTIC Job with them. Now I just hope you enjoy my answers, silly as some of them may be?
Julie's entry can be found here: http://www.epinions.com/content_4433027204
1. What is your favorite perfume/cologne?
I assume you mean for me to smell on a Woman or Girl? That would be 2 that come to mind the quickest of many in:
"Shalimar" (is that spelled correctly?)
"White Shoulders".
2. Do you self-tan, sunbathe or get yours from mowing the lawn?
None of the above, I am almost White as a sheet. First I am not allowed to Mow the Lawn per my Doctor's orders because of cut grass allergies. I also cannot be outside for more than an hour in the heat because of my pores as I perspire excessively, more than anyone I have ever seen, so no sun bathing or Beach for me. I also cannot afford to go to a Tanning Salon but would love to be able to as I did it for a few months about 10 years ago and enjoyed it very much. I can't use those tanning lotions either right now until my legs and arms heal (that's another long story you don't want to hear about).
3. How long does it take you to get ready to go out on the town?
I never go out except to the Movies, as I am basically a loner who enjoys staying home with my Family. Besides I'm too old to do that town stuff, like dancing, partying etc.
4. Where would you go out-on-the-town?
To the Movie Theater or to one of my 2 favorite restaurants.
Olive Garden
Outback Steakhouse
5. If you had the opportunity to have plastic surgery on one part of your body, which would it be?
My stomach as I have a Beer Belly Big Time, even though I stopped drinking 21 years ago. It's all fat and it looks ugly hanging over my belt. I guess that would be called lypo-suction?
6. How often do you have a full body massage and by whom?
I have not had one in about 5 years which was by the Company masseuse and it was fabulous. I wish I could afford to go a few times a year. When I was in the Army before I got married and stationed in Okinawa I got one every month sometimes more often by one of the very pretty geishas at this one Massage House.
7. Do you prefer The Body Shop, Bath & Body Works or Walmart?
I have never been to The Body Shop or to the Body Works and I'm not even sure if we have them here in Jacksonville? By the way what do these places sell, just Bath Products? So it would have to be Wal-Mart.
8. How many bathing tools are in your shower/tub now?
Let me see if I can remember, I believe it is the following:
1 loofa
2 back scrub brushes,
1 pumice stone,
3 nail brushes
8 bottles of shampoo and conditioner
1 washcloth
2 bars of soap
1 bottle of liquid soap
1 Rubber Ducky
9. Which bath soap/body wash do you prefer?
My favorite has been Irish Spring for many years with my other favorites being Dove and Caress.
10. Are you blonde, brunette or redhead and is it natural?
I was born Brunette and have been that for most of my life. Within the last few years it is 1/3 Brunette, 1/3 Gray and 1/3 Bald. I would love to die my hair and Beard some day to either Blonde, Gray, Silver or White.
11. What is your skin type?
Very dry, cracked and flaky and very prone to psoriasis and cold sores.
12. Boxers, BVD's, granny, bikini or thong?
When I was very young it was BVD’s because I didn't have a choice. When I went away to College I loved wearing thongs, bikinis or g-strings (men's or women's). Nowadays it's way more comfortable to wear Boxer's.
13. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the most?
After the butt it's the legs. Besides you can stare at a nice butt for a very, very long time and 99% of the time you won't get caught doing it because they are facing away from you and don’t even know you are looking and smiling.
14. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the least?
Ears I guess, not positive but if they are huge looking or look like Mr. Spock that definitely turns me off.
15. What do you consider to be your best physical asset?
My smile in my own personal opinion as I have very white, clean teeth and like to smile a lot.
JAGUARDOG'S FINAL THOUGHTS
Thanks once again to Julie for your invitation to this very cool write-off. I know I have been doing a lot of these lately to be exact this is my 7th one in a row. I have also been invited to 3 others and not sure if I will do any or not but that's what I said to myself when I got this one but after struggling with Computer problems for 2 weeks and many other things going on in my life right now I just don't have the time, energy or gumption to research for one of my Music reviews right now. Believe it or not, last Saturday I spent from 12:30 PM to 11:30 PM, a total of 11 hours trying to fix problems on my PC. Sunday I spent another 6 hours and then last night I spent 3 hours on it. I fixed it all three days but each day after I turn it on for the day I have to fight with it.
Pop-ups galore get by my pop-up stopper, things are downloading on my PC without my knowledge and causing me to have errors and shutting my PC down. Three days in a row this one very strange icon has downloaded onto my desktop with the name of "LOVE" underneath it and showing a woman's "BIG BUTT". I'6m not complaining about the Butt itself since I'6m a Butt Man and it's a very, very nice butt, I'm just tired of PORN downloading on my PC for no reason at all. My NORTON Anti-Virus is not working properly and I have had to uninstall it and re-install it 5 or 6 times. If it was not for my Go-Back program I would not have a PC at all. I am typing this up at work today and hope when I get home tonight at 6 PM that I finally have a day where I will NOT have to fight with that darn sorry Computer for a change? Thanks so much for dropping by today and God Bless, Ron.
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