Ain't What I Used to Be

Jul 21 '05    Write an essay on this topic.


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Ain't What I Used to Be
(Gantenberg)

I used to run a mile in five minutes flat
Sprinted for the track team, 100-meter dash
I ran circles around the fat kids
And the skinny boys was slow
You'd have thought I was the Flash
Instead of a plain old Joe
But now I huff and puff, and it's plain enough to see
Even the bigger boys run faster than me
Cuz I'm always smokin' cigarettes
And breathin' in the cold
And my lungs ain't what they used to be
They are black, and they are old

I used to cut my hair and shave every day
Shower in the mornin', smellin' good always
I used to wear a fancy tie
Just a little loose around my neck
I looked nice in every way
Cuz the teachers always checked
But now my hair's full of grease
I look at the pictures and they ain't of me
Cuz now my eyes are always bloodshot
And they're carryin' black bags
Oh, my looks ain't what they used to be
And man, if it ain't a drag

I used to sing for a rock n' roll band
I figured I'd go and try my hand
Hittin' the highest notes I could
Every time we got to play
I'd throw down my microphone stand
And jump around on stage
But now my throat don't have any melody
And my singin's gotten weak
My face is pale in the lights
My words come out in coughs
My voice ain't what it used to be
And my timin's always off

I used to be such an honest young man
Didn't steal from nobody's hand
Didn't ever look for sex
Never tried to smoke any grass
Never tagged with a spray paint can
And my record was clear as glass
But now I get high so freely
And I act so mischievously
Committed misdeeds in plain daylight
Until the cops pinched me one time
And my morals aint' what they used to be
I'm obsessed with petty crimes

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