Michael Bay Idiot Jul 24 '05    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line In tribute to "The Rip Off of an Old B Movie", Er, I mean "The Island" Don't wanna be a Michael Bay idiot Don't wanna film a piece of sh*t Make some explosions and just shoot it While Jerry Bruckheimer finances it Welcome to a new kind of movie Complete with violence, sex, but no show of a boobie Everything isn't meant to be braindead MTV style film techniques tomorrow Who casual movie goers will follow Well that's enough to argue Well maybe I'm the Hollywood hating America I'm not a part of a hack agenda Now everybody do the George Clooney And sing along in the age of the non-subtle movie Welcome to a new kind of entertainment As clunky and thick as a block of cement Everything isn't meant to be blown u-u-up MTV style film techniques tomorrow I hope film students will not follow Well that's enough to argue I don't wanna be a Michael Bay Idiot I don't want to film a piece of sh*t Can't you see through the shaky cam and hysteria It's going out to Michael Bay America Welcome to films with no story and bad music In the sad absence of Welles or Kubrick Everything isn't meant to be explosive Tiresome movie formula tomorrow The kind Joel Silver follows Well that's enough to argue

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