Michael Bay Idiot
Jul 24 '05
The Bottom Line In tribute to "The Rip Off of an Old B Movie", Er, I mean "The Island"
Don't wanna be a Michael Bay idiot
Don't wanna film a piece of sh*t
Make some explosions and just shoot it
While Jerry Bruckheimer finances it
Welcome to a new kind of movie
Complete with violence, sex, but no show of a boobie
Everything isn't meant to be braindead
MTV style film techniques tomorrow
Who casual movie goers will follow
Well that's enough to argue
Well maybe I'm the Hollywood hating America
I'm not a part of a hack agenda
Now everybody do the George Clooney
And sing along in the age of the non-subtle movie
Welcome to a new kind of entertainment
As clunky and thick as a block of cement
Everything isn't meant to be blown u-u-up
MTV style film techniques tomorrow
I hope film students will not follow
Well that's enough to argue
I don't wanna be a Michael Bay Idiot
I don't want to film a piece of sh*t
Can't you see through the shaky cam and hysteria
It's going out to Michael Bay America
Welcome to films with no story and bad music
In the sad absence of Welles or Kubrick
Everything isn't meant to be explosive
Tiresome movie formula tomorrow
The kind Joel Silver follows
Well that's enough to argue
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Like an unmuddied lake, sir. Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.
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