*Let's Get Physical Write Off* My Entry.......... Jul 25 '05    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 Mai by Eri Sugai From $4 The Bottom Line The Bottom Line *PLEASE READ FIRST!* This W/O is intended for MATURE audiences 18 & over. This piece contains sexual overatures & is mean't for entertainment purposes only. *Let's Get Physical Write Off* Fill in answers to the questions below-don't be shy, let it all hang out. Be creative, funny, honest if you dare. Do be afraid to elaborate, even big fish tales will be accepted. This is for fun-don't take it or yourself seriously! Now get it going!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1~When you see a hot, and I mean HOT guy/gal what is your first thought? Think my husband sees me drooling? 2~Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! I have a ghetto booty & I can fill up my bra so-thats half the battle! 3~Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? My facial features mostly. I was blessed with good genes. 4~Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Hahaaaa maybe once or twice, but he (Tommy Baby) was on my mind before my partner ever got involved. 5~Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? Whip Cream-I can eat in on a train, on a plane, on a bus...you get the idea! 6~Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... Yes! I worked with a bunch of guys that did drafting & they'd steal my pencils. I bought the penile shaped erasers. One guy came in after lunch grabbed it, was talking to me all the while knawing on the eraser. I was cracking up. Finally he looked down & saw what he was chewing on. After that I never lost a pencil again. Gives new meaning to the name *pencil DlCK. 7~What is your most exotic fantasy? Honestly I don't think have one. I've done everything I've ever wanted to do. 8~Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? If so describe them! I have a huge box full of lingerie & a bedside table full of toys. My lingerie ranges from sweet & frilly, to a leather ensemble. My toys, well their your basic adam & eve spcials. The range in cost from 300.00 bucks to 16.00 bucks. 9~Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? Yes, I am. Sex rocks. 10~Does size matter? Why or why not? Nahhh unless you're speaking of height. 11~Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? Nope. Unless you count my cat or dog watching. 12~If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time Hahaa definitely The Towering Inferno-use your imagination. 13~In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! Before my husband the do-me queen would apply, but since I've been married id say: A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! 14~You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it All the time - morning, noon and night ~too bad it doesn't work out like that. 15~What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... lol dunno bout my hubby-n/m anyway yea there's a buildup about an hour long one. That's as many details as you're ever gonna get! 16~How many O's can you have if at all? O's.....If I can have one I can have 100. Not too long ago 16 in a row. Don't cha wish you were me? hahaa 17~The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing Spending quality time with your partner definitely. 18~Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? I took meds once & then realized it wasnt me I just really disliked my x husband. 19~You go on a date with a great guy/girl, but he/she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think he/she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow None of the above-it takes many dates before I get into that frame of mind. 20~What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? Again and again Ill say it even though its odd...hands. Lil wimpy girl hands are such a turn off. & last but not least....... 21~Will you still talk to me tomorrow? Sure talk, stalk whatever gets the job done!!! © MM 2005

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