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SEX TALKS:MAGGSMOMM'S NEW WRITE OFF(MATURE)Jul 25 '05 Write an essay on this topic.
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A note from Maggsmomm: The Bottom Line *PLEASE READ FIRST!* This W/O is intended for MATURE audiences 18 & over. This piece contains sexual overtures & is mean't for entertainment purposes only Hi, my name is not 42ENGLISH and this is not my entry in Maggsmomms: Lets Get Physical Write Off. Now we’ve got that straight, whoever wrote this entry is a bad, bad girl and I don’t know her! I think she said her name is Julie, though. 1~When you see a hot, and I mean HOT guy/gal what is your first thought? Wow! He’s hot! Wonder if he’s married? Slobber….slobber! 2~Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! I am well mendowed and no plastic here! 3~Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? I am told I have very sexy hands but I like my big brown eyes. 4~Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Uh huh and I have also fantasized while not with a partner. Human nature. 5~Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? Honey, chocolate syrup, strawberries with that whipped cream, baby! 6~Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... Yes, I went to a sex toy party once and the first toy out was the moving member. It was so funny. She had about ten of those things set out on the table all writhing around. No, didn’t buy one but found my best friend instead. 7~What is your most exotic fantasy? To have my own island with eunuchs to serve me and non-eunuchs to serve me, hehe. 8~Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? If so describe them! I am a Victoria’s Secret Store, I should be part owner. Lace to leather, tever! I have one toy that is very close to my heaaarrrrt (attack) and a couple that I’m saving for that special basketball game…....rings and balls, you know. 9~Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? Yes, I am a nymph who likes to O O O O O O Oh!. 10~Does size matter? Why or why not? Well, needles are for sewing! It is how well you know how use it, Daddy! 11~Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? NNNNNNo Commentwo! 12~If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time Well, sometimes it has been Mission Impossible and sometimes Reign of Fire! 13~In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! I didn’t used to be a naughty, filthy, dirty little ho, really. My ex-husband was a bad influence on me! 14~You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it All the time, he’p me lawd! 15~What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... Any I can get right now. I’m single! Talking dirty is a favorite of mine, though. 16~How many O's can you have if at all? I’m definitely multiple….soooooo glad I’m multiple….. 17~The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing The tease as well as the exploration! 18~Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? Well, I am hornier when I have had a drink but no meds for me. 19~You go on a date with a great guy/girl, but he/she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think he/she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow Shy or plain gay. 20~What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? Weeeeellll, errrrrr…let me see, I like a nice broad back to scratch but other than that I like a man to have touchable hair. Not feminine but touchable….you know run your hands through hair for when he errrr...awww, use yer imagination!…. 21~Will you still talk to me tomorrow? To you? Well, that all depends on if you’ll still talk to me, hehe Thanks to Maggsmomm for hosting this Write-off. It was great fun! I am sure it will bring out the beast in all of us. Join in at: http://www.epinions.com/content_4457341060 Sorry, having problems with my links.  |
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