Maggsmomm Let's Get Physical W/O - I was sucked into itJul 27 '05 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line is the crack of the booty The following has suggestive language and should not be viewed by younger viewers, discretion is advised! Thanks Jana for hosting this raunchy W/O, hope you and everyone else enjoys this: 1~When you see a hot, and I mean HOT guy/gal what is your first thought? First thing I would think is how intelligent is the girl I am seeing, from experience I know brains and gorgeous looks don’t usually mix, if I can’t have a conversation with a girl to stimulate my mind I won’t be interested. Then I would think how pretentious she is and how if we were to ever sleep together how she would not have any emotional ties afterwards. 2~Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! Well, if you were to ask me I would say I’m about average to a little over, no John Holmes but no mini-me either. 3~Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? My eyes, my sense of humor and my attention to detail (use your imagination) 4~Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Not with my wife, however in my brief prior relationships I would, sometimes when I’m alone as well. 5~Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? Whip cream is the extent of it, some food to arouse the senses beforehand but really not during. 6~Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... I’m pretty lame, no super kinky parties to report here, my wife has attended some sex toy parties, she enjoyed them. 7~What is your most exotic fantasy? Me, my wife and another woman, no matter where. Seeing the girls from a distance having their fun and then joining in. 8~Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? If so describe them! Rubber ones, vibrating ones, a sleeve for me, I do enjoy the real thing though. 9~Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? No but I’m a perv, not ashamed to admit it, comes with the territory of being a man. 10~Does size matter? Why or why not? Well, if you’re referring to the guy’s hoo-dilly then I KNOW it does for the ladies, no matter how they try and downplay it, as far as the ladies....I rather not say out of fear of saying something wrong, I do however like the thicker curvier ladies to the skinny one, always afraid of getting a splinter. 11~Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? Never have, except in my fantasies. 12~If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time It would either be What Women Want or bang the Drum Slowly. May I also add a couple of my favorite adult flicks Forrest Hump and In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon 13~In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. (easy one) 14~You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it Lately it’s *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it, but as I get into shape, look out girls! 15~What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... Normally just a little bit of foreplay, nibbling and licking. The more the foreplay the more satisfying the results. 16~How many O's can you have if at all? As I am a guy, 1 is typical, but when I am really into it, 3 is not out of the question (happened twice) 17~The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing 1, 3 and 4. 18~Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? Not yet, thank goodness, I am happy there are medication just in case. In addition I feel like women should have more exposure when it comes to enhancing their sex life, all I see on TV is Viagra or similar male products displayed, women should have their own medication in the spotlight. 19~You go on a date with a great guy/girl, but he/she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think he/she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow Either not attracted or gay, I am hoping for gay because there is always a chance that she’s bi or at least we become close enough to where I can watch her and her friend, lol. 20~What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? I like legs, and of course boobs and butt, my wife has them all and beautiful hair. (anyone not admitting they are attracted to genitalia and say, eyes or smile, blah, blah, you know you want the junk!) 21~Will you still (s)talk to me tomorrow? I will, question is will the rest of the epinions community talk to me??  |
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