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*PLEASE READ FIRST!* This W/O is intended for MATURE audiences 18 & over. This piece contains sexual overatures & is mean't for entertainment purposes only. Jana sez: Fill in answers to the questions below-don't be shy, let it all hang out. Be creative, funny, honest if you dare. Do not be afraid to elaborate, even big fish tales will be accepted. This is for fun-don't take it or yourself seriously! Now get it going!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1~When you see a hot, and I mean HOT guy/gal what is your first thought? A new Cabana Boy!! 2~Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! Hardly. At my age, I'm just glad they ain't to my knees yet. 3~Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? Yup! Main asset? Sense of humor.. life is to have fun, damnit. Also, I like my blue eyes and love my new hair cut ;) 4~Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Yes. One I did. I can't elaborate at this time. 5~Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? Honey, I'm all talk. Really I'm a chicken in bed. He's gotta lead.. actually it ain't so much being a chicken as that I really, really like a guy who takes control of the situation. None have ever brought food with them though. 6~Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... Oh hells yeah. I used to host them regularly in Los Angeles. Fun fun fun! I have bought lots of stuff, but my fave purchase has got to be the little walking penises... too funny! 7~What is your most exotic fantasy? Being tied to the bed posts. Everyone always thinks I'm joking so haven't got to try that one yet. The fantasy is prolly more fun than the reality would be anyway. 8~Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? If so describe them! Used to have some pretty cool lingerie... 9~Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? Naw. Really, Sex is pretty much a release.. a fun release, but I'd just as soon get into a hot debate or some exhilirating activity like jet skiing.. well, back before I was a gimp anyways. heh. 10~Does size matter? Why or why not? Yep, it does. And I'ma tell ya about it... the bigger they are, the less they try. Gimme a normal, everyday, average size who knows what he's doing over a big, lazy guy who thinks his size makes up for foreplay.. it don't! 11~Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? Never have, never will. Bit old fashioned there... I don't like to share. 12~If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time None of the above, it would be: A Series of Unfortunate Events. heh. 13~In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! 14~You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it 15~What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... The best build up? Either a day of roller coasters/jet skiis/etc -or- wood fire in the fireplace snuggling and talking... 16~How many O's can you have if at all? The record is 14 in one session. That first one is a bit of work, but after that they pop like fireflies! 17~The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing 18~Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? Nope. I like to feel the real deal. 19~You go on a date with a great guy/girl, but he/she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think he/she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow 20~What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? His kilt! What else? & last but not least....... 21~Will you still (s)talk to me tomorrow? Just try to get rid of me.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now get your own ass over here to join in: http://www.epinions.com/content_4457209988  |
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