Doc d. made me do it || LGP Kinky W/OJul 31 '05 (Updated Oct 06 '05) Write an essay on this topic.
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*PLEASE READ FIRST!* This W/O is intended for MATURE audiences 18 & over. This piece contains sexual overtures & is meant for entertainment purposes only. Jana sez: Fill in answers to the questions below-don't be shy, let it all hang out. Be creative, funny, honest if you dare. Do not be afraid to elaborate, even big fish tales will be accepted. This is for fun-don't take it or yourself seriously! Now get it going!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1~When you see a hot, and I mean HOT gal what is your first thought? If she's really that hot most brain functions cease, my face goes completely blank and my eyes are mesmerized on her. It's about this time I flinch when the person I am with slaps me and says, "Hey you’re not paying me any attention." 2~Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! No, but I am adequate and yeah I work hard to please my woman. Besides I have more than one sex organ and my imagination is very endowed. 3~Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? I think pride is the wrong word here. Like most people I try and present my best features in such a way as to attract others to me... You know... stay well groomed, stand straight, and make eye contact. Etc... Pride is just boasting on what you think you have going for you. 4~Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Oh yeah... but contrary to what my ex wife may tell you I never did with her. This happened after my divorce and I was making it with someone but my mind was very much into another lover. I am still trying to get over her. Speaking of divorce it has done wonders for my sex life. That's a shame. 5~Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? Oh yes during the early years of my marriage we tried all kinds of things, whipped cream... chocolate syrup... grapes... 6~Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... Until this write off I never even heard of a fun party. I am assuming it's like a Tupperware party only with sex novelties instead of dishes. 7~What is your most exotic fantasy? I have tried a few fantasies out and found that most of them were better as fantasies. My latest fantasy is to marry the one I can't get off my mind. Problem is she's such a player I'd probably have to lock her in a room to keep her to myself. 8~Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? If so describe them! Nope I used to try and get my ex to buy and wear stuff like that but she said it made her feel dirty. 9~Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? No... I love sex but after I have had my fill and I know my partner is satisfied then I really want my life to be more full. 10~Does size matter? Why or why not? Most of the time no... But too short or too tall does make things kinda awkward. And too thin or to heavy is a turn off. 11~Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? I am pretty much a one-woman man, I think of sex as a part of a relationship. Important part but really not the most intimate part. 12~If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time Ok look that 1st one just want do at all, ok I am definitely straight. As for any of the others I don't think they could adequately describe my sex life either. 13~In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! I have to say all business and aim to please and a little kinky too. Ya know come to think of it about all I ever get are the do me queens. You would never know it to hear ‘em talk. 14~You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it I have to say anytime but not really all the time. 15~What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... I try and be romantic... dropping subtle hints and snuggling. Sharing conversation over a good meal and spending as much time as possible enjoying and appreciating the woman you are with. 16~How many O's can you have if at all? Not really sure how many... I try to hold back and not get there too soon and instead focus on going all night long. 17~The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing Too many good parts to choose but near the top of the list is lying there beside your partner after you are both satisfied and looking into each other with peace and contentment.. Just happy that you had the experience and want to have it again. 18~Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? No unless you count coffee and chocolate and that's just cause it gives me more energy. 19~You go on a date with a great girl, but she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow Probably waiting for me to make the 1st move. 20~What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? What really turns me on is a great back porch firm and well rounded. Of course if it's not attached to some other attractive features then it really doesn't do a thing for me. & last but not least....... 21~Will you still (s)talk to me tomorrow? Hey that whole stalking thing was just a phase really I am over it. So can I have your phone number and address? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna read more entries? Or add your own entry? go here  |
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