Let's Get Physical, Physical. I Want to Get Physical w/o Aug 05 '05    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 Mai by Eri Sugai From $4 The Bottom Line 53 year olds rock and have great sex but I should be writing a restaurant review. ***PLEASE READ FIRST!*** This write off is intended for MATURE audiences 18 & over. Please be aware this contains sexual overtures and is meant for entertainment purposes only. This is an entry in a sexy write-off hosted by Jana. Thanks for the fun. 1. When you see a hot, and I mean HOT guy/gal what is your first thought? I wonder what he’s like in bed; I wonder what his partner looks like, is like and what she or he is like in bed. 2. Do you consider yourself well endowed? If so, details! I guess I am. What’s weird is that my awareness of the degree of my endowment my happened only recently. I’m a cup size C which is a decent size. I thought my husband knew but when I commented on this the other day he was shocked. He joked that he thought I was a HH! 3. Are you proud of you Assets? Which ones? This is what people tell me: I have great eyes, a beautiful smile, fantastic hair, a great butt and I look terrific for 53. (Whatever 53 is supposed to look like.) 4. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while with a partner? Elaborate... Oh sure. We watch XXX videos. If we aren’t watching one I’ll fantasize about a scene. The particular scene changes. It could be a woman, women, men, a man. I don’t fantasize about movie stars. 5. Do you or have you ever used food for a kinky night? What types of foods? It’s been awhile but there’s been whipped cream, edible undies and creams. 6. Have you ever been to a fun party? Have you bought anything? Expand on this one.... Does the stripper who came out of the cake count? 7. What is your most exotic fantasy? It may have happened already. Hopefully there will be more to come. We were sailing in the British Virgin Islands on catamaran. We were on the netting while our friends were in their cabin. Getting naked on the top of a boat on a warm night under the stars in paradise is a real turn on. 8. Do you own any exotic lingerie, toys, etc? Oh sure. I have more toys than lingerie though. The lingerie comes off; the toys stick around. 9. Are you a nympho? If not would you like to be? I probably would have been considered one way back when but I’m in a monogamous marriage and happy with how often we have sex and the kind of sex we have which for the most part is pretty normal. 10. Does size matter? Why or why not? Truly it does. I know first hand (no pun intended). It only matters when a guy’s penis is tiny and I mean so tiny I couldn’t find it or so huge (a 2 year relationship) that it scared me at first. 11. Ever had intimate relations with more than one person? If so how many? I assume this means at a time. No I haven't, which is amazing to me given my past. At least I don’t remember having anything resembling intimate relations with more than one person at a time. In one day for sure but that would be one at a time. 12. If my sex life were a film title, it would be: *A Few Good Men *The Towering Inferno *Gone with the Wind *Somewhere in Time What if I don’t like any? I like Born to be Wild. Unless we can change A Few Good Men to a Few Hundred Good Men. 13. In the sack, you'd most describe your personality as: *A naughty, filthy, dirty little ho! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. *All business and you aim to please? *Something of a do-me queen, kind of vanilla, but nobody's ever complained! *Pervy in that creepy Dennis Hopper kinda way a little bit shy, but a little bit kinky too. Don’t think there’s anything I haven’t done (except for #11- I think). 14. You are in the mood for sex... *All the time - morning, noon and night *Rarely - you just can't summon up the time, energy or interest. *At least once or twice a month *Every weekend, but you find it difficult initiating it I’ve been married for 21 years. Staying single does have its benefits. I’d say the first 5 years was *All the time - morning, noon and night but you have to consider age. I hate to tell you that for men especially getting it up 3 times in a day in their late 50's is not an easy job. On vacation once or twice a day. When we are home once or twice a week. Now you know why we travel so much. 15. What kind of build-up to the sex do you usually have? Details..... I love watching videos and just touching; I love talking about sex during the day- it’s really a turn on and gets me ready for the real thing. 16. How many O's can you have if at all? I’m limitless especially with a toy. 17. The best part of sex is... *Mmm, there are too many good parts to choose *Hmm, it's been so long I can't remember *Spending some quality time with your partner *The touching and caressing All except the second one. Starting with spending time with my husband, onto touching and caressing him and vice versa, on to the feeling of still being in love after all this time, on to not believing I am so lucky which brings me to “there are too many good parts.” 18. Have you ever taken medications/alcohol to enhance your love life? Drugs and alcohol not prescription meds (at least not real prescription medication) were a part of my life up until the early 80s. I never do drugs or alcohol to enhance my life with my husband. In the past a little pot, a little coke, a little of this and a little of that helped when I wasn’t with the one I loved and couldn’t love the one I was with. 19. You go on a date with a great guy/girl, but he/she doesn't lay a hand on you the entire night. You think he/she must: *Not be attracted to you *Be gay *Want to take it slow I would know immediately if he were attracted to me so I’d assume he wants to take it slow which actually did happen. Fourth date I asked my husband if I could spend the night to which he said that he didn’t want to be in lust with me so he thought it would be better if I didn’t. In other words he didn’t want sex (If it turned out to be good which it did.) to get in the way of his emotional feelings. I talked him into it and there was no turning back after that. 20. What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? I don’t have a least favorite but I love nice biceps. I also look at a guy’s butt. I don’t like them flat. & last but not least....... 21~Will you still (s)talk to me tomorrow? I’ll tell you this: I may never go to a Meet & Greet! To see all the entries go here

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