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If I Were A Porn Star (Reprise) (PS Part Deux WO)Aug 07 '05 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Just a little adult fun, courtesy of the suggestions of romasuave.
(Author's note: The material in this piece is intended for a mature audience. Please do not read if certain sexual references offend you. If you're not mature and you still choose to read this piece, at least please try and act maturely. Thank you.) The name selections were made by the host, romasuave. His porn name choices are highlighted in boldface: 1. (Name of state or province) + (Mac{verb}+er) Confusion MacTwister 2. (Electronics brand) + (Von) + ({Color} + {Noun}) Emerson Von Greenleaf 3. (Name ending in 'y') + (De La) + (Body part plural) Harry De La Palms 4. (Your first name) + ({Nickname for butt} + stein) Pat Bumstein 5. (Female first name ending in 'a') + (O' + {Pet's name}) Fatima O'Fido 6. (4 letter verb) + (De + Drug name) Jack DeZelnorm 7. (Celebrity male first name) + (Mac + {Nickname for penis}) Ashton MacShlong 8. (Father's first name) + (Van) + (Food item) C. C. Van Mustard (Author's note: Real first name withheld by request) 9. (Mother's first name) + (Initial) + (Generic word) P. P. Bush (Author's note: Real name not used on promise of disinheritance) 10. (3 letter name) + (Le) + (Beauty product/hygiene brand) Red Le Blush Bonus - Brainstorm a funny name. Anything is open. Mike Hunt (Don't you dare call him Michael!) Favorites: Emerson Von Greenleaf & Mike Hunt This has been my entry in the Porn Star Part Deux write-off. On behalf of the author, Pat Bumstein extends his thanks to Roman. For rules and a list, visit here: http://www.epinions.com/content_4473462916 Even though I submitted late, I also submitted names in Part One. It can be found here: http://www.epinions.com/content_3778453636  |
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