If I Had A Porn Name, Part Deux

Aug 08 '05    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line A fun way to pass some time, laugh your head off and create some amusement for yourself and others.

This is my first entry into a write off and the 2 entries that I have read made me laugh so hard that I couldn't resist - I had to try it. I stopped after reading 2 entries so that I wouldn't be influenced by anyone else. I plan to go read them all after I post this one.. ((grin))

Romasuave is the "host" and he is following up his original Porn Name Write Off, with this one If I Had A Porn Name, Part Deux.

For those that are interested in taking a stab ahem, no pun intended at this Write Off, please visit Romasuave's home page: http://www.epinions.com/user-romasuave.

Warning: Some of these are pretty suggestive and I hope not to offend anyone. Please take the nature of the write off into context and realize that these are all tongue in cheek... so to speak...

The Rules:
Follow the prompt for each number to generate a "porn" name...

1. (Name of State or Province) + (Mac(Verb)+er)

Utah MacSwinger

2. (Electronics Brand) + (Von) + ((Color) + (Noun))

Motorola VonBlueball


3. (Name ending in ‘y’) + (De La) + (Body Part Plural)

Bobby De La Fingers


4.(Your First name) + ((nickname for butt) + Stein)

Kirstin CanStein


5.( Female First Name ending in ‘a’) + (O + (Pet’s Name))

LaWanna O Spot


6. (4 letter verb) + (De + Drug name)

Poke DeGanja


7. (Celebrity male first name) + (Mac+ (nickname for penis))

Woody MacPecker


8. (Father’s First Name) + (Van) + (Food Item)

Paul VanWeiner


9. (Mother’s First Name) + (Initial) + (generic word)

Waneta C. Strumpet


10. (3 letter name) + (Le) + (Beauty Product/Hygiene Brand)

Gia LeDouche


Bonus - Brainstorm a funny name, anything is open!

Milky Shagnasty

Romasuave is asking each participant to select their favorite 2 names. Mine are:

Woody MacPecker
Poke DeGanja

So there is my entry and I hope that I was able to coax at least one smile from you from these silly names.

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