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If I Had A Porn Name, Part DeuxAug 08 '05 Write an essay on this topic.
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This is my first entry into a write off and the 2 entries that I have read made me laugh so hard that I couldn't resist - I had to try it. I stopped after reading 2 entries so that I wouldn't be influenced by anyone else. I plan to go read them all after I post this one.. ((grin)) Romasuave is the "host" and he is following up his original Porn Name Write Off, with this one If I Had A Porn Name, Part Deux. For those that are interested in taking a stab ahem, no pun intended at this Write Off, please visit Romasuave's home page: http://www.epinions.com/user-romasuave. Warning: Some of these are pretty suggestive and I hope not to offend anyone. Please take the nature of the write off into context and realize that these are all tongue in cheek... so to speak... The Rules: Follow the prompt for each number to generate a "porn" name... 1. (Name of State or Province) + (Mac(Verb)+er) Utah MacSwinger 2. (Electronics Brand) + (Von) + ((Color) + (Noun)) Motorola VonBlueball 3. (Name ending in y) + (De La) + (Body Part Plural) Bobby De La Fingers 4.(Your First name) + ((nickname for butt) + Stein) Kirstin CanStein 5.( Female First Name ending in a) + (O + (Pets Name)) LaWanna O Spot 6. (4 letter verb) + (De + Drug name) Poke DeGanja 7. (Celebrity male first name) + (Mac+ (nickname for penis)) Woody MacPecker 8. (Fathers First Name) + (Van) + (Food Item) Paul VanWeiner 9. (Mothers First Name) + (Initial) + (generic word) Waneta C. Strumpet 10. (3 letter name) + (Le) + (Beauty Product/Hygiene Brand) Gia LeDouche Bonus - Brainstorm a funny name, anything is open! Milky Shagnasty Romasuave is asking each participant to select their favorite 2 names. Mine are: Woody MacPecker Poke DeGanja So there is my entry and I hope that I was able to coax at least one smile from you from these silly names. |
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