jbrds B-Day Blues W/O

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The Bottom Line That was fun.

Here is my entry to jbrd's Birthday W/O.

When is your Birthday:

March 16th

Would you change your birthday to a different month/date:

Yea, maybe to the 4th of July for two reasons..
1. I love to celebrate the 4th of July.
2. I wouldn't have to share my birthday with my twin sister and she'd be 4 months older than me. Ha Ha

How old will you be:

*% (darn this number key, I'm gonna have to get this fixed)



Do you like the fact that you are aging:

Sure, I only wish I knew than what I know now, as for Judgment day that can come at any age.


Where is usually your birthday bash?

Well I'm a bartender and have been for many years so I usually work on my birthday because the tips are great. My co-workers and customers buy me a cake and sing to me. I walk tall (well not that tall) and I carry a big stick so their are no spankings on my B-day, not in the bar any way. ~wink~



Do you get drunk on your birthday:

Not when I'm working but trust me, I have gotten quite drunk on Birthdays past.

Who usually comes to your birthday party:

See above No.# 5

What age do you want to stop having birthdays at:

Haven't reached it yet.

Do you act crazy on your birthday:

I have, or so I've been told.

What do you usually do on your birthday:

See above No.#5


What was your favorite birthday gift you ever got?

$100.00 bill from one of my customers as a B-day tip. (see why I work on my B-day?)

What is your least favorite birthday gift you ever got:

Stationary, for some reason my mother allways bought my sister and me stationary (I never could understand that) and an envelope with a list of prison pen pals, she said she wanted us to develope social skills. No, I'm kidding about the envelope but the stationary part is true. I hated that.

Any birthday humiliations:

There was this one incident, I'm not sure if you could say it was humiliating but it was so embarrassing. I had worked the day shift on my B-day a few years ago, after work I stuck around to party because my co-workers had a big party for me with B-day cake, a band and food that my employer had prepared. I sat right in front of the band all night with some of my closest friends.
As if the heat coming off the cake due to so many candles wasn't embarrassing enough, when the band sang Happy Birthday to me, the song comes to end with Happy Birthday dear Jonnie, Happy Birthday to you, the singer says "Happy Birthday Dude" Ok, my name is Jonnie but look at my profile page, do I look like a dude? (I think the singer in the band had to much celebration) That was pretty embarrassing.

Where would you love to have your birthday at OR go to for your birthday:

I'd love to take a cruise.

What would be your ultimate birthday present:

A ticket to take a cruise.

Your favorite birthday day OR moment:

My 18th B-Day, my twin sister bought her and I tickets to see Beatlemania at the Pantageous Theater in Hollywood.

Did you enjoy this W/O:

Yes, except having to relive that band thing.

Do you trust me(Jbrd):

Go look at your W.O.T. under members who trust jbrd. :)

Will you trust him after this W/O:

Of course.

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