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J brd´s BIRTHDAY w/oAug 15 '05 Write an essay on this topic.
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This here is mine contribution to Jbrd´s BIRTHDAY W/O #1 When is your Birthday: THAT WOULD BE THE DATE YOU WERE BORN. IF YOU´RE BORN AGAIN, YOU DON´T GET AN EXTRA CAKE. #2 Would you change your birthday to a different month/date: I WOULD DEFINATELY CHANGE IT TO A DIFFERENT DATE. ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME 16 AGAIN. #3 How old will you be: THINK DIRT, DIVIDE BY 2. #4 Do you like the fact that you are aging: AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH MONTH, NO. TOWARDS THE END OF THE MONTH I ALWAYS WISH TO AGE TO THE NEXT PENSION CHECK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. #5 Where is usually your birthday bash? TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEARS EVE. THE FOOLS THINK THEY´RE CELEBRATING SOMETHING ELSE, BUT I KNOW BETTER. #6 Do you get drunk on your birthday: ONLY MY HAIR DRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE. YOU KNOW, THAT IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE A VERY STRANGE ANSWER TO THE YOUNGER READERS. #7 Who usually comes to your birthday party: PERVERTS, DEGENERATES, SLUGS, SPONGES, BONEHEADS, AND ASSORTED OTHER MEMBERS OF MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY. #8 What age do you want to stop having birthdays at: SPACE #9 Do you act crazy on your birthday: AS THOSE WHO KNOW ME WILL ATTEST, I AM PERPETUALLY THE PICTURE OF PRUDENT PROPRIETY. #10 What do you usually do on your birthday: I WAKE UP, GO PEEP, GO POOP, WIPE, FLUSH, WASH MY HANDS, BRUSH MY TEETH, AND PRETTY MUCH BAMBOOZLE THE REST OF THE DAY. SO I´M TOLD. #11 What was your favorite birthday gift you ever got? ALL TRUTHFUL NON-CELIBATE MALES SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT ONE PRETTY QUICK. USE YOUR HEAD. USE MINE¡ #12 What is your least favorite birthday gift you ever got: NOTHING. I MEAN THAT LITERALLY. #13 Any birthday humiliations: ALL TRUTHFUL NON-CELIBATE MALES IN THEIR MID-40´S TAKING PROZAC SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT ONE PRETTY QUICK. USE YOUR HEAD. DON´T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH MINE. #14 Where would you love to have your birthday at OR go to for your birthday: HEAVEN OR BOLIVIA #15 What would be your ultimate birthday present: WORLD PEACE AND AN OTHERWORLDLY PIECE #16 Your favorite birthday day OR moment: POKING MY HEAD OUT OF THE WOMB. IT´S BEEN ALL UPHILL SINCE THEN. #17 Did you enjoy this W/O: DOES THE BEAR MAKE POOP IN THE WOODS¿ #18 Do you trust me(Jbrd): OF COURSE #19 Will you trust him after this W/O: THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU(jbrd) TRUST ME¿ Thank you Jbrd for a fun time. Dearest readers, you too can enjoy the fun by going to: http://www.epinions.com/content_4479623300  |
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