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Fun With Porn Names from Write Off's Part DeuxSep 21, 2005 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line No offense meant. Used some names from porn write-off and had some fun. Hope you don't mind.
Husband's Name: Roman Rumpstein Born: Breech Position In: Dull Tennessee Married: Rue LeDouche In: Nosey Valley Tennessee Died: Not yet In: Father: Winkie Rumpstein Mother: Sue Le Caress Other Spouses: Tried, no luck ============================================================================= Wife's Name: Rue LeDouche Born: Not hatched In: Stupidville, Tennessee Died: Don’t think so In: Father: Stumper LeDouche Mother: Mary De La Tongues Other Spouses: Yes Except for Monday which was never good anyway Tuesday I get a little sideways Wednesday I feel better just for spite Thursday and Friday take too long Before I know it, Saturday's gone But, it's Sunday now and everything's all right (Sung by: Lorrie Morgan) ============================================================================= Children 1) Name: Roman Rue Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: the middle of Mill Creek Married: Just once In: A fit of pique Died: No In: 2) Name: Tchotchkes Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Walmart parking lot Married: Sharp Van Blushblunderbuss In: Tiny, Tennessee Died: No, but Sharp does keep trying In: 3) Name: Tennessee Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Kroger’s parking lot Married: Stacey Stump Jumper In: Mama’s kitchen Died: Not yet In: 4) Name: James MacWinkie Rumpstein Born: in the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Fred’s Parking Lot Married: Julie BootyStein In: old man Wither’s barn Died: No In: 5) Name: Algophobia Jenesaisquoi Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Pizza Hut Parking Lot Married: Cindy De La Thighs In: Broad daylight Died: No In: 6) Name: Woody Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Kmart Parking Lot Married: Jo J Jicama In: A hail storm with a shotgun poking me in the back Died: Almost In: 7) Name: Shannon Rumpstein Born: In the back of my Daddy’s pick up truck In: Lovers Lane Married: Nerd DeMeth In: a drunken stupor Died: I’ll have to get back to you on that one In: Prepared By: Tara O’Tom Rumpstein (spinster) Street: 1 MacWillie Gusher Avenue City: MacMoocher___State: Maine___Zip: MYLIP Phone: 1-(123)Why-Knot  |
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